Kim Jong Un's ex girlfriend executed.

[techs]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/29/hyon-song-wol_n_3837098.html

Hyon Song Wol, Kim Jong Un's Ex-Girlfriend, Reportedly Executed For Making Sex Tape

Unconfirmed reports claim the ex-girlfriend of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un was executed by firing squad along with 11 others, after the group allegedly made and sold a sex tape.

Hyon Song Wol, a singer in North Korea's famed Unhasu Orchestra, was killed by machine gun along with 11 other members of the orchestra and the Wangjaesan Light Music Band, another popular state-run music group in North Korea, according to a report in The Chosun Ilbo, South Korea's largest daily newspaper.

The report, which cites an anonymous source in China, says the group was arrested Aug. 17 for filming and selling a pornographic video featuring themselves. The clip reportedly found its way across the border to China. Their families were forced to watch the execution, which took place three days later, and were then sent to the country's notorious prison camps, the source said.



I'm calling shens. How come the tape isn't up on the internets?

 

[brainhulk]

I guess he didn't like her

gang bang style

 

[Andy22]

She bang she bang

 

[rga]

I guess he didn't like her gang bang style

:thumbsup:

 

[Krazy4Real]

I guess he didn't like her gang bang style

lmao!

 

[K1052]

Hyon was a famous performer whose fame peaked around 2005 with the popular song "Excellent Horse-Like Lady."

 

[Anubis]

I'm calling shens. How come the tape isn't up on the internets?

there is no internet in NK

 

[MontyAC]

You would think the video would go viral.

 

[brainhulk]

Hyon Song Wol, popular for her song Excellent Horse Like Lady

Hyon Song Wol, executed by firing squad for her sex tape Excellent Horse Like Lady

 

[techs]

I would have to say he's a bad breaker upper.

 

[Skel]

It's good to be the king

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I'm calling shens. How come the tape isn't up on the internets?

It's a different definition of "sex tape". In NK a "sex tape" is when a girl breaks up with the president of the country and his secret police spy on her until they manage to film her having sex with somebody else in private.

 

[SlitheryDee]

This is kind of like the guys who get shot because they messed with someone they shouldn't have in gun friendly states. Don't they know where they are? You don't start shit in Texas (or Florida I guess), and you don't break the "best leader"'s heart in Korea.

 

[JimmiG]

Hyon Song Wol, popular for her song Excellent Horse Like Lady

Hyon Song Wol, executed by firing squad for her sex tape Excellent Horse Like Lady

http://youtu.be/v5tkXgw2OMY

..and I thought South Korean music videos were weird...

 

[Puppies04]

I guess he didn't like her gang bang style

/Thread

 

[Adrenaline]

was killed by machine gun along with 11 other members

Wow, that is hardcore.

 

[Apple Of Sodom]

Hyon Song Wol, popular for her song Excellent Horse Like Lady

Hyon Song Wol, executed by firing squad for her sex tape Excellent Horse Like Lady

You, sir, win the internet!

Why the fuck would any woman want to be called horse-like though?

 

[zinfamous]

You, sir, win the internet!

Why the fuck would any woman want to be called horse-like though?

bad translation?

it probably actually means "unicorn lady."

Remember, North Korea has a Unicorn cave, and they are considered beautiful, magical animals.

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/global/2012/11/north-korea-says-they-unearthed-unicorn-lair/59483/

 

[brainhulk]

bad translation?

it probably actually means "unicorn lady."

Remember, North Korea has a Unicorn cave, and they are considered beautiful, magical animals.

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/global/2012/11/north-korea-says-they-unearthed-unicorn-lair/59483/

Unicorn lady because.....























She's horny?

 

[Brian Stirling]

I would have to say he's a bad breaker upper.

Don't give Taylor Swift any ideas!


Brian

 

[BladeVenom]

I'm calling shens. How come the tape isn't up on the internets?

Some sources speculate she was executed for political reasons, or because Kim Jong's wife wanted her dead.

 

[KaOTiK]

Hyon Song Wol, popular for her song Excellent Horse Like Lady

Hyon Song Wol, executed by firing squad for her sex tape Excellent Horse Like Lady

I had no idea Sarah Jessica Parker was so popular over there.

 

[techs]

North Korea is best Korea...to be Leader.

 

[MontyAC]

I had no idea Sarah Jessica Parker was so popular over there.

Put a horn on her forehead and they will worship her.

 

[dud]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/29/hyon-song-wol_n_3837098.html

Hyon Song Wol, Kim Jong Un's Ex-Girlfriend, Reportedly Executed For Making Sex Tape

Unconfirmed reports claim the ex-girlfriend of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un was executed by firing squad along with 11 others, after the group allegedly made and sold a sex tape.

Hyon Song Wol, a singer in North Korea's famed Unhasu Orchestra, was killed by machine gun along with 11 other members of the orchestra and the Wangjaesan Light Music Band, another popular state-run music group in North Korea, according to a report in The Chosun Ilbo, South Korea's largest daily newspaper.

The report, which cites an anonymous source in China, says the group was arrested Aug. 17 for filming and selling a pornographic video featuring themselves. The clip reportedly found its way across the border to China. Their families were forced to watch the execution, which took place three days later, and were then sent to the country's notorious prison camps, the source said.



I'm calling shens. How come the tape isn't up on the internets?

This report HAS to be true ... it came from the Huffington Post!

Come on Techs, your reporting has sunk to an all-time low.