Kiefer Sutherland vs. Chuck Norris (Jack Bauer vs. Walker)

[JujuFish]

Norris. How can there be doubt?

 

[geecee]

I'm no expert, but from what I've read here on these forums, I believe that an appropriate answer would be that Chuck Norris would unleash a roundhouse kick that would kill Jack if it connected and on the off chance that it missed, it would tear a hole in the fabric of space time that would suck Jack Bauer out of this plane of existence anyway Either way Chuck would win. But again I'm no expert. I only know what I've read here.

 

[HexiumVII]

3 reasons why Chuck Norris would win:

1. McGuyver can build a plan out of a paper cup and chopsticks, Chuck Norris can kick his ass and take it.

2. Chuck Norris can believe its not butter

3. Chuck Norris calculated the end of Pi, but no one will know what it is cuz he ate it.

 

[Tylanner]

most people have no idea who jack bauer is

 

[ultimatebob]

Originally posted by: Tylanner
most people have no idea who jack bauer is

Come on... Anyone who doesn't know who Jack Bauer is hasn't been watching TV for the past few years.

 

[habib89]

walker texas ranger is gay

 

[EngenZerO]

this is sad.

bauer would own norris. period.

 

[AL BE]

in hand to hand combat chuck norris would roadhouse kick jack bauer ass to mars but i would put my money on jack bauer in a shootout

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Originally posted by: AL BE
in hand to hand combat chuck norris would roadhouse kick jack bauer ass to mars but i would put my money on jack bauer in a shootout

True but Walker does his little summersault on teh ground and gets up on 1 knee, fires and kills a guy instantly.. You never see Bauer do that just cuz he unleashes a whole clip and sure he'll kill like 3 guys. But seriously.. BADASS?? Jack wins.

"You don't have any more useful information" *POP POP* Walker would never do that. In the interrogation room, Walker threatens people with his face and tells them of the consequences (i.e. life in prison etc.), but Jack throws the person against the wall with his hands around their neck and then he'll shoot the guy in the leg or something and pinch the wound and demand an answer.. Come on. Who's more badass?

 

[ultimatebob]

Wow, Jack Bauer is catching up in the poll? Poor Chuckie is losing his edge

 

[MasterAndCommander]

Walker Video for the non-believers.

 

[ultimatebob]

Originally posted by: MasterAndCommander
Walker Video for the non-believers.

Heh, it's a good thing that Conan never made fun of 24, or Keifer Sutherland would have had to kill him a long time ago. Unlike Walker, Jack Bauer has no mercy

 

[Babbles]

Originally posted by: MasterAndCommander
Walker Video for the non-believers.

Haha, that is awesome.