Kiefer Sutherland vs. Chuck Norris (Jack Bauer vs. Walker)

[SmoochyTX]

Jack for sure.

 

[lrad50]

dude jack is like splinter cell, no question.

 

[ultimatebob]

Originally posted by: jOjO316
bruce lee

(sigh).. Why do you keep putting martial arts guys against Jack Bauer? He could gun 'em all down before they got within shouting distance.

If you chose Arnold Schwarzenegger or Bruce Willis, however... THAT could make an interesting match.

 

[CHfan4ever]

YA GOTTA BE FVCKIN KIDDING!!?!?! Chuck is winning that contest??? :Q

 

[Baked]

Chuck Norris deflects all bullets w/ round house kicks.

 

[ultimatebob]

Originally posted by: Baked
Chuck Norris deflects all bullets w/ round house kicks.

Bah... Even Neo from The Matrix couldn't do that, and he was almost like a god by the end of that trilogy.

Jack Bauer and Neo had something in common, though... They both came back from the dead to kick some more ass. Jack Bauer FTW

 

[Zim Hosein]

Jack Bauer vs. Walker

Jack Bauer - "YOU'vE GOT TO TRUST ME"

 

[Deleted member 4644]

Jack is cool, but he relies on his brain too much. He would be looking at a computer screen waiting for a Sat upload and Chuck would come and rip his balls off.

 

[KeyserSoze]

Jack Bauer.

Chuck Norris is a choir boy compared to Jack.

Why? Cuz Chuck would never let a good person die. Jack would.



KS

 

[Gamingphreek]

Chuck is the greatest of all. Jack bows and worships Chuck. Even Vin Diesel and Mr. T look up to Chuck!

-Kevin

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Chuck Norris.

 

[Childs]

Jack Bauer would shot Walker in the head. Walker never kills anyone, but Bauer kills like 3 people every week.

 

[Fenixgoon]

although the corvette C6 Z06 would do burnouts on both Mr. T and bauer

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: Childs
Jack Bauer would shot Walker in the head. Walker never kills anyone, but Bauer kills like 3 people every week.

chuck norris easily does 3 kills per second in any given movie

 

[CHfan4ever]

Someone really tricked this poll...seriously...

 

[Childs]

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: Childs
Jack Bauer would shot Walker in the head. Walker never kills anyone, but Bauer kills like 3 people every week.

chuck norris easily does 3 kills per second in any given movie

I thought this was between Bauer and Walker? If you take movies into account, Sutherland would wait to Norris went into a phonebooth and snipe his ass!

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: Childs

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: Childs
Jack Bauer would shot Walker in the head. Walker never kills anyone, but Bauer kills like 3 people every week.

chuck norris easily does 3 kills per second in any given movie

I thought this was between Bauer and Walker? If you take movies into account, Sutherland would wait to Norris went into a phonebooth and snipe his ass!

chuck doesnt need a phone, his booming shout is heard across the world and those not involved in the conversation tremble in fear

 

[alien42]

they are both losers

 

[ultimatebob]

Originally posted by: Childs
Jack Bauer would shot Walker in the head. Walker never kills anyone, but Bauer kills like 3 people every week.

Heh, it's more like 3 people every HOUR. Remember, each episode of 24 is only an hour long! At this rate, Jack Bauer could kill 500 terrorists a week, easy. Even Rambo would have problems keeping up with that pace!

 

[MasterAndCommander]

Walker could drop Jack Bauer by pointing his finger at him and yelling 'BANG'.

He's Chuck 'Fvckin' Norris!

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Chuck would mop the floor with Kiefer.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: mwtgg

Originally posted by: HN
he'll always have Kickboxer

Is he dancing or having a seizure?

Seizure I think.

 

[George P Burdell]

Jack FTW

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Just watched the last 2 episodes of 24.... Yea. How could Walker possibly compete.

Sure Walker's kill count is high, but the ownage meter never spikes like when you watch 24...

 

[Wheatmaster]

when Jack Bauer is in Bauer mode, he owns everyone.