Kid throwing rocks at my window...

[TXHokie]

setup videocam
connect to fire hydrant
hose the kid
send tape to America's Funniest Video
profit

 

[astrocase]

I'd probably call the cops and talk to them about it. Tell them point blank that you need them to come down to talk to the kid or you're going to start hosing him down.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

The obvious answer would be to tied the kid up to a tree and tape a pwn3d sign on him.

 

[Lazy8s]

Get it on tape and call the cops. Just ake sure you get it on tape. We had a kid rip through out screened in porch but it wasn't on tape and he didn't steal anything so all they did was take a statement and "put it on file" it was total bull. Unless you have it on tape they won't do anything.

 

[thereds]

Originally posted by: amicold

Originally posted by: thereds
Just sit on a chair on your 'porch' outside your apartment and say Serenity Now over and over.

Once you're tired of that, go back to your apartment, yell Serenity Now one last time before going ape-sh|t on the computers stored temporarily inside your place.

Your Seinfeld reference has made my day.

It's gold thereds, gold.

You're welcome.

 

[Pepsei]

fill supersoaker with you know what and squirt in their mouth.

 

[Amdiggidy]

forget the pellet gun.

maim him with a .22.

 

[Illusions89]

Originally posted by: pinion9
Invite the kid over.
Explain to him what he is doing wrong.
Give him some candy.
Get him to touch your naughty spot.
Everyone wins!

Were you on that dateline Nbc show...to catch a predator ?

 

[shopbruin]

Originally posted by: Lazy8s
Get it on tape and call the cops. Just ake sure you get it on tape. We had a kid rip through out screened in porch but it wasn't on tape and he didn't steal anything so all they did was take a statement and "put it on file" it was total bull. Unless you have it on tape they won't do anything.

this is true. the loser that lives in the house behind my parents keeps harassing them, and he's started throwing crap at our windows. the cops said we can't do much unless it's on tape, and they just filed like the 40th complaint about him, but they won't do anything.

the cops keep talking to him, and he keeps denying it. at least it's not just my parents, he throws stuff at our neighbors too.

 

[pulsedrive]

Gotta agree with everyone else, document it, and call the F***ing police on his ass.

 

[nutxo]

Originally posted by: pulsedrive
Gotta agree with everyone else, document it, and call the F***ing police on his ass.

Borrow a 12 year old nephew and have him beat the kids a$$.

 

[Phoenix86]

When his dad is in the back yard and the kid is in the front, throw a rock at their car's window and break it.

/thread.

 

[pinion9]

Originally posted by: Illusions89

Originally posted by: pinion9
Invite the kid over.
Explain to him what he is doing wrong.
Give him some candy.
Get him to touch your naughty spot.
Everyone wins!

Were you on that dateline Nbc show...to catch a predator ?

I was the fat Rabbi.

 

[kyzen]

Originally posted by: Phoenix86
When his dad is in the back yard and the kid is in the front, throw a rock at their car's window and break it.

/thread.

 

[middlehead]

Originally posted by: nutxo

Originally posted by: pulsedrive
Gotta agree with everyone else, document it, and call the F***ing police on his ass.

Borrow a 12 year old nephew and have him beat the kids a$$.

Even better, borrow a 12 year old neice to whoop him. Then, not only did he catch a beatdown, but he caught it from a girl!

 

[ahurtt]

Originally posted by: her209
The little a-hole is about 10-years-old. I've talked to the parents and they refuse to do anything about it. The parents themselves are real losers. Its getting really annoying. I swear I'm going to pop that little brat with my pellet gun the next time he chucks a rock over here. :|

Do you have a kid about his age by any chance? If no, do you have or know anybody who has a large dog?