Kid throwing rocks at my window...

[LtPage1]

Ask the parents again to keep control of him; if they're unresponsive, tell them that the next time it happens, you'll call the cops. The next time he does it, call the cops.

 

[imported_weadjust]

Put a sign in your yard stating that you are a convicted child molestor.

Problem solved

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: weadjust
Put a sign in your yard stating that you are a convicted child molestor.

Problem solved

Yeah, and when someone finally kills the little bastard everyone's going to think he did it. Not that I have anything against killing children, of course.

 

[wetcat007]

Get a really big dog...

 

[Howard]

Video + police

 

[Illusions89]

Originally posted by: weadjust
Put a sign in your yard stating that you are a convicted child molestor.

Problem solved

lmao :laugh:

 

[Vegitto]

Landmines in your yard FTW!

 

[DavemanUT]

Just throw a rock right back at him and say you were returning it.

 

[vailr]

Instead of a pellet gun, you could just use a paper clip (bent in the shape of a "V") and rubber band "finger slingshot".
Aim for below the waist, to avoid potential eye injury...

 

[Compton]

Call the A-Team.

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: vailr
Instead of a pellet gun, you could just use a paper clip (bent in the shape of a "V") and rubber band "finger slingshot".
Aim for below the waist, to avoid potential eye injury...

Yeah, you should castrate the brat. Kids like that AREN'T allowed to reproduce :laugh:.

 

[imported_Trippin315]

Originally posted by: doze
spray the kid with a pepper spray

fixed.

 

[pinion9]

Invite the kid over.
Explain to him what he is doing wrong.
Give him some candy.
Get him to touch your naughty spot.
Everyone wins!

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: vailr
Instead of a pellet gun, you could just use a paper clip (bent in the shape of a "V") and rubber band "finger slingshot".
Aim for below the waist, to avoid potential eye injury...

yes, because jerryrigged slingshots are so accurate. lol.

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: pinion9
Invite the kid over.
Explain to him what he is doing wrong.
Give him some candy.
Get him to touch your naughty spot.
Everyone wins!

lol, started good, ended bad.

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: LtPage1
Ask the parents again to keep control of him; if they're unresponsive, tell them that the next time it happens, you'll call the cops. The next time he does it, call the cops.

:thumbsup:

 

[eits]

buy him chocolate or something... that way, he'll feel too guilty to do some ****** like that again if you're really nice to him.

 

[ryan256]

Call the police & get a complaint on file. That way if the little bastij breaks a window its already on record he's a nuisance. He does it again. I'd hit him with the hose. He still keeps doing it then have the police come scare the bejeezus out of him.

 

[DavemanUT]

Originally posted by: Trippin315

Originally posted by: doze
spray the kid with a pepper spray

fixed.

This made me chuckle. I'd love to see it.

 

[amicold]

Originally posted by: thereds
Just sit on a chair on your 'porch' outside your apartment and say Serenity Now over and over.

Once you're tired of that, go back to your apartment, yell Serenity Now one last time before going ape-sh|t on the computers stored temporarily inside your place.

Your Seinfeld reference has made my day.

It's gold thereds, gold.

 

[buzzsaw13]

Originally posted by: eits
buy him chocolate or something... that way, he'll feel too guilty to do some ****** like that again if you're really nice to him.

Make sure to give him the chocolate in your van down by his school

 

[BW86]

tape the kid doing it and call the police.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Weld his bike to his parents' car.

 

[sourceninja]

The solution is simple, but first, do you have a septic tank?

 

[mrchan]

Defend your castle!