Here are some stories about the idiotic crap that the cops are being ordered to prosecute people for:
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/87462p-79641c.html
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/05/21/1053196618134.html
http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/06/09/1055010934860.html
http://stupidevilbastard.com/archives/2003/06/03/new_yorkits_a_fine_city.php
http://www.sundaytimes.news.com.au/printpage/0,5942,6523003,00.html
http://www.dailyfreepress.com/main.cfm/include/smdetail/synid/88180.html
The fine for sitting on the milk crate was $105. The cop needed to meet his quota.
A pregnant woman was fined $50 for sitting on subway steps.
A shop owner was fined $400 for listing the kinds of items you can buy at the store on the awning. He had been running the shop for three years.
A kitten and its owner spent two days
in jail because the kitten was left uncaged underground.
Someone was fined $50 for using two seats on the subway.
A 33-year resident of an apartment building was fined $50 for speaking too loudly.
A Brooklyn man was fined for having an oven in front of his building. He claims that there wasn't anything but tulips and trees there.
Yes, the GREAT results of "zero tolerance".
In North Andover, Massachusetts citizens are prohibited from carrying ?space guns.?
In Vermont it is illegal to deny the existence of God. - At least this one will make Dave Cowen and Shadohawk happy.
In Miami, it?s illegal for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
In Massachusetts you must have a license to wear a goatee.
In Connecticut any dogs with tattoos must be reported to the police.
In Normal, Oklahoma you could be sent to prison for ?making an ugly face at a dog.?
In Sterling, Colorado, it is against the law to allow a pet cat to run loose without a taillight.
In Clawson, Mich., there is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
In Tennessee, a man must walk in front of any car driven by a woman, while waving a red flag as a warning.
It is specifically against the law for a woman over 200 pounds and attired in shorts to be seen eating onions in a restaurant or any public picnic in Ridgeland, South Carolina. - This one just cracked me up.
In Blue Hill, Nebraska, no female wearing a ?hat which would scare a timid person? can be seen eating onions in public.
It?s illegal in Michigan to leash your alligator to a fire hydrant.
The things legislators do when they're bored...