Poor kid...I know how he feels, kinda. No, I was not dumb enough to look down the barrel of a loaded spud gun

but I was on the recieving end. My family was camping a few years ago and I got up early, so I took the boat out to do some fishing. Don't know how long I was out, but I had drifted back downstream, and was directly across the river from the camp. Anyway, there I was, minding my own buisness, and I hear this
WHUMP! followed by a splash right by the boat. Turned around to look up at camp, and there was my dad - laughing his fool head off and using the boat (and more importantly
me) as a target for the spud launcher! He thought it was damn funny; I was about ready to kill him. 'course, I look back on it and laugh now. He wasn't
seriously trying to hit me after all; if he'd wanted to, it wouldn't have been that difficult.
Nate