Kevin Smith is too fat to fly.

[nageov3t]

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/44031605.html

Southwest Airlines appears to have ejected Kevin Smith for being a fatty :hmm:

 

[NFS4]

Lose some weight, fatty!

 

[Kelemvor]

Pay for two seats if you overflow from one ya fat ass.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

That'll probably be the theme for his next movie. Airport Clerks.

 

[GeekDrew]

wow, didn't take you long to pick up the fat jokes habit

 

[nageov3t]

wow, didn't take you long to pick up the fat jokes habit

eh? it's just funny for a major celebrity to get ejected.

I'm surprised he wasn't flying 1st class, tho.

 

[n7]

Hahaha, fat people. :awe:

 

[sandorski]

Dude has really packed on the lbs. Even sitting down he constantly sweats these days. He's gonna die early most likely.

 

[Jeff7]

Well that's sure some picture he's got there.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Fuck Twitter.

 

[AnonymouseUser]

eh? it's just funny for a major celebrity to get ejected.

Ahh, so that's who he is. So, uh, who is this major celebrity?

Fuck Twitter.

Amen!

 

[0roo0roo]

as awesome as he is, gotta say, they are probably right to

look at the feet....

pay for two seats buddy. only reasonable.
http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2010/02/kevin-smith

 

[0roo0roo]

dp

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

He's a gazillionaire... Fly private dude... SW? Really?

 

[BarkingGhostar]

Pay for two seats if you overflow from one ya fat ass.

The last concert I went to with my wife we bought three tickets. We chose a section that only had four seats across, put our three tickets to good use and kept the 4th seat from being taken.

Am I fat? According to the scale I am 250 pounds for my 5'11" frame and 40" waist. But I didn't need to buy the extra ticket because of my weight, but my knee problems. It allowed me to stretch our at an angle.

I am more than willing to buy extra for the accommodation, but when this can be abused by making a seating width so narrow as to be completely outside the major of the population in your society then its is just abuse.

 

[shortylickens]

The last concert I went to with my wife we bought three tickets. We chose a section that only had four seats across, put our three tickets to good use and kept the 4th seat from being taken.

Am I fat? According to the scale I am 250 pounds for my 5'11" frame and 40" waist. But I didn't need to buy the extra ticket because of my weight, but my knee problems. It allowed me to stretch our at an angle.

I am more than willing to buy extra for the accommodation, but when this can be abused by making a seating width so narrow as to be completely outside the major of the population in your society then its is just abuse.

Its not Southwests fault the majority of the population is fat fucks.

But I do see your point. Even back when I was skinny (I've been 5'3" since junior high) I never liked the seats on most airlines. Not comfortable at all. The only ones who ever impressed me were Continental and only in their 1st class section.

I cant imagine what its like for my Texas cousin at 6'3", 230 pounds.

 

[Adam8281]

Hee hee. We should start a sticky of celebrities who are too fat to fly.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

The last concert I went to with my wife we bought three tickets. We chose a section that only had four seats across, put our three tickets to good use and kept the 4th seat from being taken.

Am I fat? According to the scale I am 250 pounds for my 5'11" frame and 40" waist. But I didn't need to buy the extra ticket because of my weight, but my knee problems. It allowed me to stretch our at an angle.

I am more than willing to buy extra for the accommodation, but when this can be abused by making a seating width so narrow as to be completely outside the major of the population in your society then its is just abuse.

Chances are that you could get both armrests down. Apparently it was impossible for him.

 

[Platypus]

lol talk about fucking with the wrong guy... kevin smith beats shit into the ground way past the point of being rational. I mean fuck, he's made the same movie like 10 times now. I'll be shocked if there isn't some sort of long running grudge/referencing of this event for years.. chock full of hackneyed star wars references no doubt.

 

[darkxshade]

Jay and Fattie Bob Strikes Back

Coming soon to a theater near you...

 

[PottedMeat]

i thought he lost a bunch of weight - but goddamn lunchbox has gotten bigger. he could wear a muumuu or a barrel.

 

[JulesMaximus]

The last concert I went to with my wife we bought three tickets. We chose a section that only had four seats across, put our three tickets to good use and kept the 4th seat from being taken.

Am I fat? According to the scale I am 250 pounds for my 5'11" frame and 40" waist. But I didn't need to buy the extra ticket because of my weight, but my knee problems. It allowed me to stretch our at an angle.

I am more than willing to buy extra for the accommodation, but when this can be abused by making a seating width so narrow as to be completely outside the major of the population in your society then its is just abuse.

You realize that you probably have knee problems because of your weight problem right?

 

[moshquerade]

If you're too weak to lose the weight yourself, get help

http://www.lapband.com/en/home/

 

[brigden]

Kevin Smith is a hack and this amuses me greatly.

 

[darkxshade]

This goes to show we are in desperate need of stronger treadmills these days... for fatties and for taking off.