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Just ate an entire bottle of gorilla glue

BD231

BD231

Lifer
Someone told me someone wants me dead so I figured I'd beat them to the punch 😎

I assume I'll be dead shortly, what should I do with my final moments on earth?
 
BD231 said:
I figured, killing someone who hasn't been laid in two and a half years would actually be doing them a favor.
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What's with the fixation on getting laid? You'll still feel the same emptiness after she leaves once you're all finished. Seems like there's something fundamentally missing from your life (and it's not sex.) Maybe you should adopt a kid or something.
 
snoopy7548 said:
What's with the fixation on getting laid? You'll still feel the same emptiness after she leaves once you're all finished. Seems like there's something fundamentally missing from your life (and it's not sex.) Maybe you should adopt a kid or something.
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There would be no fixation if I was getting laid ...whats missing is the acceptance and sexual release the entire population of women in america is not providing me.
 
deustroop said:
Death Watch now15 minutes in.
Should take about a day so there may be more to come.
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And videotape it so your next of kin can put it on YouTube. You'll be famous forever as the idiot who died eating glue. Hey! Maybe your estate can get an endorsement deal from Gorilla Glue.
 
BD231 said:
No worries I'm ok, the glue actually sealed many ulcers I've developed from a complete and total rejection by the entire female race.
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BD231 said:
There would be no fixation if I was getting laid ...whats missing is the acceptance and sexual release the entire population of women in america is not providing me.
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Have you entertained the notion that maybe it's a "you" problem and not a universal "women" problem? One of these seems more likely than the other.
 
BD231 said:
Someone told me someone wants me dead so I figured I'd beat them to the punch 😎

I assume I'll be dead shortly, what should I do with my final moments on earth?
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You could go bang one of those thot snitch bitches since it won't matter anymore. At least you'd get some pussy before you die.
 
BD231 said:
There would be no fixation if I was getting laid ...whats missing is the acceptance and sexual release the entire population of women in america is not providing me.
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The problem is that you seem to have already dismissed like 85% of the female population.
 
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