Just ate an entire bottle of gorilla glue

[BoomerD]

There would be no fixation if I was getting laid ...whats missing is the acceptance and sexual release the entire population of women in america is not providing me.

So...this is a ShortyLickens alt?

 

[Crono]

Is there a Conservation of Trolls/Nefs law I am unaware of? Zeze and OP weren't like this in the past.

 

[BD231]

Is there a Conservation of Trolls/Nefs law I am unaware of? Zeze and OP weren't like this in the past.

Perhaps ZeZe's wife isn't puttin out, it the only logical explanation. I mean if I had a wife I'd be bangin her not posting on a message board

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Dibs on your stereo.

Quick now ... ship me your stuff!

I called it way back in post #7. Respect the dibs.

 

[BoomerD]

Perhaps ZeZe's wife isn't puttin out, it the only logical explanation. I mean if I had a wife I'd be bangin her not posting on a message board

unlikely scenario...if you can't get laid in a whorehouse with a pocket full of $100's, how could you ever manage to snag a wife?

 

[William Gaatjes]

LA BEAST beat you to it.

 

[Amol S.]

I have a feeling that the OP is lying and really is just trying to gain attention. You can't eat a bottle of gorilla glue, it might look small, but I thinks its too big for the throat and you would probably choke. As for drinking it, you would choke also either way. Thus, I conclude the OP is joking.

 

[IronWing]

^^ The gauntlet has been dropped.

 

[BD231]

Nonsense, here is my news clip.

http://fox4kc.com/2018/02/07/thanks...survives-after-eating-bottle-of-gorilla-glue/

You wouldn't know it by looking at her now, but over the weekend a BD231 almost died after he ate a bottle of Gorilla Glue.

Within 20 minutes, Blake said the BD231 was deathly ill.

“The Gorilla Glue apparently has a sweet smell that the dogs like," he said. "He went at it and had it so fast.”

 

[Amol S.]

Nonsense, here is my news clip.

http://fox4kc.com/2018/02/07/thanks...survives-after-eating-bottle-of-gorilla-glue/

That article has yesterdays date! You said you ate gorilla glue today morning. So you are lying. That's your news clip.

 

[Amol S.]

Unless you were saying it in a past tense.

 

[BD231]

 

[PJFrylar]

Sounds like it was a ruff time.

 

[Red Squirrel]

This whole thing seems like a sticky situation, but I'll be glued to the screen to see what happens next.

 

[Crono]

This whole thing seems like a sticky situation, but I'll be glued to the screen to see what happens next.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

This whole thing seems like a sticky situation, but I'll be glued to the screen to see what happens next.

I see you adhere to a strict schedule of puns, you and I share a common bond there. Did you cut and paste that or type it yourself?

 

[Red Squirrel]

Totally came up with it on whim. But I guess if I stole it you can call me a sticky bandit.

 

[kage69]

Suck out all your gold fillings so that the coroners don't steal them.

Paramedics. They've got sticky fingers.

 

[snoopy7548]

OP, maybe you're gay?

 

[Herr Kutz]

How would you rate it on a scale of 1 tide pod to 10 tide pods?

 

[highland145]

Good. Now stfu

 

[WaTaGuMp]

I ate an entire box of Bounce Fabric Sheets. They left my mouth feeling soft and smelling fresh, but kinda dry.

 

[BoomerD]

So, OP...has the gorilla glue glued your butthole shut yet? (and from the inside...good luck getting that opened again)

 

[cbrunny]

I called it way back in post #7. Respect the dibs.

I respect nothing!

 

[ultimatebob]

Maybe you should drink some paint thinner to loosen up the glue.