Just ate an entire bottle of gorilla glue

[BD231]

Someone told me someone wants me dead so I figured I'd beat them to the punch

I assume I'll be dead shortly, what should I do with my final moments on earth?

 

[local]

You could try to eat a Tide pod I guess, see what all the fuss is about.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Someone told me someone wants me dead so I figured I'd beat them to the punch

I assume I'll be dead shortly, what should I do with my final moments on earth?

Beware the frumious bandersnatch.

 

[PJFrylar]

Continue not getting laid.

 

[sdifox]

Someone told me someone wants me dead so I figured I'd beat them to the punch

I assume I'll be dead shortly, what should I do with my final moments on earth?

Spit on things you want to be glued shut

 

[BD231]

Continue not getting laid.

I figured, killing someone who hasn't been laid in two and a half years would actually be doing them a favor.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I assume I'll be dead shortly, what should I do with my final moments on earth?

If you have any valuable stuff you box it up and send it to me. Otherwise, delete all your porn.

 

[IronWing]

Possible sex partners:
BD231

 

[BD231]

If you have any valuable stuff you box it up and send it to me. Otherwise, delete all your porn.

Just stuffed Gag's box, parcel post cus I'm cheap AF.

Starting to feel deathly ill farewell crule world

 

[deustroop]

Death Watch now15 minutes in.
Should take about a day so there may be more to come.

 

[snoopy7548]

I figured, killing someone who hasn't been laid in two and a half years would actually be doing them a favor.

What's with the fixation on getting laid? You'll still feel the same emptiness after she leaves once you're all finished. Seems like there's something fundamentally missing from your life (and it's not sex.) Maybe you should adopt a kid or something.

 

[BudAshes]

 

[BD231]

What's with the fixation on getting laid? You'll still feel the same emptiness after she leaves once you're all finished. Seems like there's something fundamentally missing from your life (and it's not sex.) Maybe you should adopt a kid or something.

There would be no fixation if I was getting laid ...whats missing is the acceptance and sexual release the entire population of women in america is not providing me.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Death Watch now15 minutes in.
Should take about a day so there may be more to come.

And videotape it so your next of kin can put it on YouTube. You'll be famous forever as the idiot who died eating glue. Hey! Maybe your estate can get an endorsement deal from Gorilla Glue.

 

[BD231]

Figure ill swig a little drano, cut this painfest down to about 30 minutes.

 

[snoopy7548]

There would be no fixation if I was getting laid ...whats missing is the acceptance and sexual release the entire population of women in america is not providing me.

You should move to a new city.

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Tell me where you are so I can call 911 for you.

 

[BD231]

Tell me where you are so I can call 911 for you.

No worries I'm ok, the glue actually sealed many ulcers I've developed from a complete and total rejection by the entire female race.

 

[sdifox]

No worries I'm ok, the glue actually sealed many ulcers I've developed from a complete and total rejection by the entire female race.

 

[zinfamous]

Suck out all your gold fillings so that the coroners don't steal them.

 

[nakedfrog]

There would be no fixation if I was getting laid ...whats missing is the acceptance and sexual release the entire population of women in america is not providing me.

Have you entertained the notion that maybe it's a "you" problem and not a universal "women" problem? One of these seems more likely than the other.

 

[Darwin333]

Someone told me someone wants me dead so I figured I'd beat them to the punch

I assume I'll be dead shortly, what should I do with my final moments on earth?

You could go bang one of those thot snitch bitches since it won't matter anymore. At least you'd get some pussy before you die.

 

[Darwin333]

There would be no fixation if I was getting laid ...whats missing is the acceptance and sexual release the entire population of women in america is not providing me.

The problem is that you seem to have already dismissed like 85% of the female population.

 

[cbrunny]

Dibs on your stereo.

 

[Captante]

I assume I'll be dead shortly, what should I do with my final moments on earth?

Quick now ... ship me your stuff!