Judge masturbating...

Page 2 - Seeking answers? Join the AnandTech community: where nearly half-a-million members share solutions and discuss the latest tech.
Feb 10, 2000
30,029
67
91
While I am making no assumptions about His Honor's guilt, it does strike me as funny that he says he received the penis pump as a gag gift for his 50th birthday, and it just happens to still be under his bench, 7 years later. From a defense perspective, that strikes me as a tough sale.
 

imported_Strang

Platinum Member
Jan 8, 2001
2,177
0
0
Originally posted by: DonVito
While I am making no assumptions about His Honor's guilt, it does strike me as funny that he says he received the penis pump as a gag gift for his 50th birthday, and it just happens to still be under his bench, 7 years later. From a defense perspective, that strikes me as a tough sale.

Nice catch, I didn't notice the age thing. :beer:
 

Goosemaster

Lifer
Apr 10, 2001
48,775
3
81
Originally posted by: DonVito
While I am making no assumptions about His Honor's guilt, it does strike me as funny that he says he received the penis pump as a gag gift for his 50th birthday, and it just happens to still be under his bench, 7 years later. From a defense perspective, that strikes me as a tough sale.

Indict the bitch then!:D
 
Feb 10, 2000
30,029
67
91
Originally posted by: OrganizedChaos
and this is why we shouldn't have elected judges

What does that have to do with anything? At least holding elections would allow the public to vote him out if they believe in the accusations here.
 

Koing

Elite Member <br> Super Moderator<br> Health and F
Oct 11, 2000
16,843
2
0
Originally posted by: Queasy
Must have been a really boring trial....or maybe a really hot attorney.

Really, the level of stupidity is astounding.

Funny.

Koing
 

Nikamichi

Diamond Member
Nov 21, 2003
7,759
0
0
Originally posted by: DonVito
While I am making no assumptions about His Honor's guilt, it does strike me as funny that he says he received the penis pump as a gag gift for his 50th birthday, and it just happens to still be under his bench, 7 years later. From a defense perspective, that strikes me as a tough sale.

That must be a smelly smelly pump!

:confused::disgust::Q