Judge masturbating...

[classy]

I guess court is not the only thing in session. I think this judge let it go to his head when the guy says all rise.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: GoodToGo

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Here cum the JUDGE!

All rise!

The Bonerable Judge Harry Whackit presiding

 

[MrCodeDude]

Best judge ever.

 

[SilentRavens]

Originally posted by: slycat
Text:frown:

penis pump included.
[*]"swooshing" sound of a penis pump during trials and saw the judge slumped in his chair, with his elbows on his knees, working the device. The witnesses said the pump sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up.

*sorry, repost.

Whisky Tango Foxtrot

Wow, just wow

 

[element]

Originally posted by: OrganizedChaos
and this is why we shouldn't have elected judges from ATOT

fixed.

 

[TurtleMan]

Trial must be boring and with him high up there... go figure

 

[jonmullen]

OMG I know this guy. I was a runner for my dad's lawfirm a few summers ago and I had to run stuff to his office all the time. This is jus jacked up.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: jonmullen
OMG I know this guy. I was a runner for my dad's lawfirm a few summers ago and I had to run stuff to his office all the time. This is jus jacked up.

Did he ever invite you into his basement, with promises of candy and stories?

 

[MithShrike]

Come on where's M4H on this?

Anyway, LMFAO!

 

[sharkeeper]

Good morning, Worm your honor.
The crown will plainly show
The prisoner who now stands before you
Was caught red-handed showing feelings
Showing feelings of an almost human nature;
This will not do.
Call the schoolmaster!

I always said he'd come to no good
In the end your honor.
If they'd let me have my way I could
Have flayed him into shape.
But my hands were tied,
The bleeding hearts and artists
Let him get away with murder.
Let me hammer him today?

Crazy,
Toys in the attic I am crazy,
Truly gone fishing.
They must have taken my marbles away.
Crazy, toys in the attic he is crazy.

You little sh!t you're in it now,
I hope they throw away the key.
You should have talked to me more often
Than you did, but no! You had to go
Your own way, have you broken any
Homes up lately?
Just five minutes, Worm your honor,
Him and Me, alone.

Baaaaaaaaaabe!
Come to mother baby, let me hold you
In my arms.
M'lud I never wanted him to
Get in any trouble.
Why'd he ever have to leave me?
Worm, your honor, let me take him home.

Crazy,
Over the rainbow, I am crazy,
Bars in the window.
There must have been a door there in the wall
When I came in.
Crazy, over the rainbow, he is crazy.

The evidence before the court is
Incontrivertable, there's no need for
The jury to retire.
In all my years of judging
I have never heard before
Of someone more deserving
Of the full penaltie of law.
The way you made them suffer,
Your exquisite wife and mother,
Fills me with the urge to defecate!

"Hey Judge! Sh!t on him!"

Since, my friend, you have revealed your
Deepest fear,
I sentence you to be exposed before
Your peers.
Tear down the wall!

Cheers!

 

[Grimbones]

That guys my hero lol..

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: jonmullen
OMG I know this guy. I was a runner for my dad's lawfirm a few summers ago and I had to run stuff to his office all the time. This is jus jacked up.

Did he ever invite you into his basement, with promises of candy and stories?

It's popsicles, for the muscley armed paper boy.

 

[Whitecloak]

f a p?

 

[skace]

Don't judges have like a little office, why was he doing it in his car?

At least you know hes clear headed for the trial

 

[RbSX]

Wow. Just. Wow.

 

[TheAudit]

You may approach the bench.

Swoosh! Swoosh!

Wait, hold on a second. Let?s take a quick recess.

 

[EngenZerO]

he is warding off prostate cancer... more power to him

 

[Aharami]

thats a shame

 

[Mandos]

Awesome.

 

[maziwanka]

HHAHAHAA. nasty. but he's claiming he's innocent.

grossly hilarious anyways

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

I found a pic of the judge. (Thank you Google Images!)

 

[DainBramaged]

Ewwww......

 

[Kenazo]

wtf?

 

[toy4x4]

We rock in oklahoma!

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

My mother, a judge, once told me she sometimes tickles the roof of her mouth with her tongue to stay awake if things get dull in court. I imagine this guy's technique was even more effective!