Jokes to tell a girl you're interested in

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Q. Why don't women need a driver's license?

A. There's no road between the bed and the kitchen



Q. Why don't women need a watch?

A. There's a clock on the stove

😉 😛 😀

 

[nycxandy]

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:.5 / :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[neonerd]

:thumbsup:

 

[mpitts]

Why did the woman cross the road?

Cross the road, WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING OUT OF THE KITCHEN!?!?!

 

[sniperruff]

not that funny at all

 

[Platypus]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

 

[kyparrish]

Q: Why does the bride wear white?

A: So she can match the other appliances 🙂

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice?

 

[BullsOnParade]

you've already told her twice.

Why are women's feet so small.

.. so they can stand closer to the stove.

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice?

😀

 

[neonerd]

lol

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice?

😀

Jokes about scumbags who beat their wives are really not funny. :|

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing! You already told her twice.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice?

😀

Jokes about scumbags who beat their wives are really not funny. :|

HmmmMMMMmMmMMMMMmMmmMmmm

 

[her209]

What did the blonde say to the brunette?

 

[BigJ]

Why do women close their eyes during sex?

-They can't stand to see a man have a good time.

What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?

-A women who won't do what she's told.

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: her209
What did the blonde say to the brunette?

audience: "what??"

 

[UncleWai]

I think there's better ways to make neonerd feel better than making tasteless jokes
:thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown:

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: BigJ
Why do women close their eyes during sex?

-They can't stand to see a man have a good time.

BWHAHAHAHAHA

I almost spit out some of my apple 😛

 

[Danman]

LOL IM GONNA TELL THESE TO THE GIRL IM TALKING TO NOW! 😛


Plus, she likes me...I'll post the response after I'm done...😀

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: UncleWai
I think there's better ways to make neonerd feel better than making tasteless jokes
:thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown:

Calm down brother, life goes on!

 

[BigJ]

Here's some more

How can you tell if your wife is dead?

-The sex is the same but the dishes pile up

How many men does it take to open a beer?

-None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

-Divorced.

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: BigJ
Here's some more

How can you tell if your wife is dead?

-The sex is the same but the dishes pile up

How many men does it take to open a beer?

-None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?

-Divorced.

lol, ouch.

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice?

😀

Jokes in this thread are really not funny. :|

Fixed. :|

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: BigJHow many men does it take to open a beer?

-None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Hahaha, awesome! 😀