Jokes,post em if you got em

[GeneValgene]

Q: what do michael jackson and walmart have in common?

A: they both have boys' pants half off

 

[clarkey01]

Celeron

What does RAM stand for ?

RANDY ANDYS MOTHER

 

[Gurck]

Q: What do Michael Jackson and a grocery bag have in common?

A: They're both white, plastic, and dangerous to children

 

[DrPizza]

Don't you hate when you read a thread for 2 minutes, thinking "I've heard all these jokes before" only to realize finally, upon seeing your own post, that it was an old thread that got bumped?

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
Don't you hate when you read a thread for 2 minutes, thinking "I've heard all these jokes before" only to realize finally, upon seeing your own post, that it was an old thread that got bumped?

Yet if someone started a new thread for it, the repost nazis would come out in force.. you just can't win

 

[tboo]

I have a good OJ joke, but its dirty-Can I post it if I blank out the dirty words?

 

[Syringer]

Some of these jokes are just butchered badly that they don't retain their funniness anymore.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: FallenHero
Two Irish guys walk out of a bar...

OUT OF A BAR?

Unpossible.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: NetGuySC
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
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A Salad Shooter

Groan

 

[Childs]

Originally posted by: M0oG0oGaiPan
Why did the blonde have sex with a mexican dude?
Because the teacher told her to do an essay

hahahaha

 

[godspeedx]

Originally posted by: Jhill
What did one fat girl say to the other fat girl?


Who cares the're fat!!!!

The're??????

How old are you?

 

[Confused]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
Don't you hate when you read a thread for 2 minutes, thinking "I've heard all these jokes before" only to realize finally, upon seeing your own post, that it was an old thread that got bumped?

Yeah, only I check the date and find it's a 4 month old thread that's been bumped