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[Mr Pickles]

Two long time friends met up at a bar one night. One turns to the other and says "hey, what are you doing for money now-a-days?" The second guy replies, "I'm a lab rat. I smoke marijuana for a private company that's testing it's effects on me." The first guy is astounded and says "Wow! That's freaking great! You get paid to smoke weed! Are you doing this with anyone else?" The second guy replies "Yeah, I went into it with a buddy of mine, its a joint venture"

 

[oiprocs]

:thumbsup:

 

[KLin]

I can post an actual funny pun joke if you want.

 

[OCGuy]

Boooooo

 

[joesmoke]

Originally posted by: KLin
I can post an actual funny pun joke if you want.

please do

and OP - 8/10, though for full disclosure i must say im a softy for pot jokes... i mean seriously i never get tired of them, guess I dont have CHRONIC FATIGUE!!!

 

[anxi80]

thats a pretty good story, now where's the joke you promised?

 

[Mr Pickles]

Originally posted by: joesmoke

Originally posted by: KLin
I can post an actual funny pun joke if you want.

please do

and OP - 8/10, though for full disclosure i must say im a softy for pot jokes... i mean seriously i never get tired of them, guess I dont have CHRONIC FATIGUE!!!

I see what you did there 🙂

 

[jersiq]

Originally posted by: joesmoke

Originally posted by: KLin
I can post an actual funny pun joke if you want.

please do

and OP - 8/10, though for full disclosure i must say im a softy for pot jokes... i mean seriously i never get tired of them, guess I dont have CHRONIC FATIGUE!!!

Now that humor is really scraping the bottom of bowl!

 

[joesmoke]

Originally posted by: jersiq

Originally posted by: joesmoke

Originally posted by: KLin
I can post an actual funny pun joke if you want.

please do

and OP - 8/10, though for full disclosure i must say im a softy for pot jokes... i mean seriously i never get tired of them, guess I dont have CHRONIC FATIGUE!!!

Now that humor is really scraping the bottom of bowl!

<tips hat>

youve got me beat on this one, im through with this job anyways, i resin.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: joesmoke

Originally posted by: jersiq

Originally posted by: joesmoke

Originally posted by: KLin
I can post an actual funny pun joke if you want.

please do

and OP - 8/10, though for full disclosure i must say im a softy for pot jokes... i mean seriously i never get tired of them, guess I dont have CHRONIC FATIGUE!!!

Now that humor is really scraping the bottom of bowl!

<tips hat>

youve got me beat on this one, im through with this job anyways, i resin.

One-hit quit, huh?

 

[Mr Pickles]

"Chicken Pot Pie! My three favorite things!"

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

What do you call a cow with no legs?



Ground beef.

 

[lokiju]

This thread is awesome.

 

[dsity]

wow, so full of fail.....and win....

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

Aaaaaaaaa......head hurts now.



This is relevant.

 

[OCGuy]

Dead baby and a pizza?

 

[Vehemence]

NSFW?

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: joesmoke

Originally posted by: jersiq

Originally posted by: joesmoke

Originally posted by: KLin
I can post an actual funny pun joke if you want.

please do

and OP - 8/10, though for full disclosure i must say im a softy for pot jokes... i mean seriously i never get tired of them, guess I dont have CHRONIC FATIGUE!!!

Now that humor is really scraping the bottom of bowl!

<tips hat>

youve got me beat on this one, im through with this job anyways, i resin.

One-hit quit, huh?

dopey ass thread

 

[runzwithsizorz]

The only way to solve the marijuana problem, is with a joint session of congress.

 

[torpid]

Joke could use a bit of a rewrite so that "joint venture" is actually used properly. All that is required is that you and your buddy are the ones who started the company that does the testing too.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Originally posted by: dNor
NSFW?

Oh shit I'm dying here. :laugh:

 

[Tobolo]

:thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

 

[Mr Pickles]

Originally posted by: torpid
Joke could use a bit of a rewrite so that "joint venture" is actually used properly. All that is required is that you and your buddy are the ones who started the company that does the testing too.

like I said... taco bell.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
What do you call a cow with no legs?



Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with only 2 legs?



Lean beef...

We can post stupid 3rd grade jokes all day...or at least until Oldsmoboat gets back from vacation...😛

 

[CptCrunch]

i would like my 8 seconds back please, kthxbai