joke

[ViviTheMage]

boooo

 

[MichaelD]

An elderly man and his elderly wife were on vacation in Jerusalem, Israel. His wife had a heart attack and died.

The authorities told the man "You can ship your wife back home for burial for a very high fee or you can bury her right here in the Holy Land for free."

The man, without hesitation said "I'll ship her home, thanks."

When the authorities asked why he'd rather pay so much money over burying her here in the Holy Land, then mand replied;

"2000 years ago they buried a dead guy here and 2 days later he came back to life. There's no way in hell I'm going to risk that happening."

:laugh: