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Tom and Susan have happily lived together for 20 years every time they made love, Tom insisted they do it with the light off. Susan thinks it?s all to do with his not wanting to be seen naked. But today, on their anniversary, she decides to try to rid him of his embarrassment - she really believes that she can cure him of his habit. That night, while they?re having a great shtup, Susan suddenly turns on the bedside lamp and sees Tom with a dildo in his hand - a soft pen*s shaped one, but much larger than the real thing. She is shocked and very angry. You impotent xxxx, she screams at him, how could you have lied to me all these years? You?d better explain or you won?t see me again. Tom looks at her and calmly says, OK. I'll explain the dildo ?.you explain our children.
 
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
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And I do believe that this is another member who asked for the JDrake name since it was no longer being used.
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I doubt the mods would allow that...
 
Originally posted by: JDrake
Tom and Susan have happily lived together for 20 years every time they made love, Tom insisted they do it with the light off. Susan thinks it?s all to do with his not wanting to be seen naked. But today, on their anniversary, she decides to try to rid him of his embarrassment - she really believes that she can cure him of his habit. That night, while they?re having a great shtup, Susan suddenly turns on the bedside lamp and sees Tom with a dildo in his hand - a soft pen*s shaped one, but much larger than the real thing. She is shocked and very angry. You impotent xxxx, she screams at him, how could you have lied to me all these years? You?d better explain or you won?t see me again. Tom looks at her and calmly says, OK. I'll explain the dildo ?.you explain our children.
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Got you quoted in my sig when you got your vacation, how long ago was that now?
 
Originally posted by: Aflac
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
:thumbsup:

And I do believe that this is another member who asked for the JDrake name since it was no longer being used.
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I doubt the mods would allow that...
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Check the "Who's screen name do you secretly covet" thread.
 
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
:thumbsup:

And I do believe that this is another member who asked for the JDrake name since it was no longer being used.
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JoeDrake wanted the name JDrake then got it. Then got banned. Now he's back. =]
 
Originally posted by: JDrake
Tom and Susan have happily lived together for 20 years every time they made love, Tom insisted they do it with the light off. Susan thinks it?s all to do with his not wanting to be seen naked. But today, on their anniversary, she decides to try to rid him of his embarrassment - she really believes that she can cure him of his habit. That night, while they?re having a great shtup, Susan suddenly turns on the bedside lamp and sees Tom with a dildo in his hand - a soft pen*s shaped one, but much larger than the real thing. She is shocked and very angry. You impotent xxxx, she screams at him, how could you have lied to me all these years? You?d better explain or you won?t see me again. Tom looks at her and calmly says, OK. I'll explain the dildo ?.you explain our children.
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i definitely laughed.
 
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Originally posted by: Aflac
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
:thumbsup:

And I do believe that this is another member who asked for the JDrake name since it was no longer being used.
Click to expand...

I doubt the mods would allow that...
Click to expand...

Check the "Who's screen name do you secretly covet" thread.
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What I mean is, I doubt the mods would allow the using of someone else's user account. When someone gets a name change, their account gets name changed - they don't get the original account. It looks like joedrake/JDrake is back.
 
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