Tom and Susan have happily lived together for 20 years every time they made love, Tom insisted they do it with the light off. Susan thinks it?s all to do with his not wanting to be seen naked. But today, on their anniversary, she decides to try to rid him of his embarrassment - she really believes that she can cure him of his habit. That night, while they?re having a great shtup, Susan suddenly turns on the bedside lamp and sees Tom with a dildo in his hand - a soft pen*s shaped one, but much larger than the real thing. She is shocked and very angry. You impotent xxxx, she screams at him, how could you have lied to me all these years? You?d better explain or you won?t see me again. Tom looks at her and calmly says, OK. I'll explain the dildo ?.you explain our children.