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Joke time

Zanix

Diamond Member
I'll give ya a joke, you make a punchline.

Then you make a joke. We'll write a joke book.

Inspired from here.



Edit: or the start from the other thread: What do M. Jackson and a pogo stick have in common?
 
Originally posted by: vshah
Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: cavemanmoron
Originally posted by: Zanix
I'll give ya a joke, you make a punchline.

Then you make a joke. We'll write a joke book.

Inspired from here.

Here's a start: What do 5 beers and a Ford have in common?

😕

but I edited it.


ya snooze ya lose!!! 😛

What do 5 beers and a Ford have in common?

both reduce your lap time?

lmao Nice!
 
Originally posted by: vshah
my joke: how many kazaa users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



yes i know it sucks.

5

2 to steal the lightbulb, 2 to help pay the $90k fines when they get caught, and 1 to cry because when they screwed it in they found out it's really a floursencent bulb
 
Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: vshah
my joke: how many kazaa users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



yes i know it sucks.

5

2 to steal the lightbulb, 2 to help pay the $90k fines when they get caught, and 1 to cry because when they screwed it in they found out it's really a floursencent bulb


and it flickers non-stop... 😀

your joke?
 
Originally posted by: Zanix
Ah my joke...


Why did ondarkness cross the road?

to call shens on a psp-massage-pixel story?






nooooo idea...hehe you gotta tell me what you had in mind for that one
 
the comments placed on this forum are purely for amusement purposes.
they are not actual, or reflect the opinions of me, the member.
thanks.
 
Originally posted by: ondarkness
the comments placed on this forum are purely for amusement purposes.
they are not actual, or reflect the opinions of me, the member.
thanks.


good. 😛
 
What do M. Jackson and a pogo stick have in common?


they're both suffering from teh conspiracy against the black man in this country! black power!
 
Originally posted by: Zeeky Boogy Doog
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Originally posted by: Zanix
I'll give ya a joke, you make a punchline.

Then you make a joke. We'll write a joke book.

Inspired from here.



Edit: or the start from the other thread: What do M. Jackson and a pogo stick have in common?

He hops up and down on both? 😕

i don't think your punchline makes sence... 😕


DOH! Misread it. Should be "Kids hop and down on both."
 
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