Joke time

Zanix

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I'll give ya a joke, you make a punchline.

Then you make a joke. We'll write a joke book.

Inspired from here.



Edit: or the start from the other thread: What do M. Jackson and a pogo stick have in common?
 

Zanix

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Originally posted by: vshah
Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: cavemanmoron
Originally posted by: Zanix
I'll give ya a joke, you make a punchline.

Then you make a joke. We'll write a joke book.

Inspired from here.

Here's a start: What do 5 beers and a Ford have in common?

:confused:

but I edited it.


ya snooze ya lose!!! :p

What do 5 beers and a Ford have in common?

both reduce your lap time?

lmao Nice!
 

vshah

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my joke: how many kazaa users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



yes i know it sucks.
 

Zanix

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Originally posted by: vshah
my joke: how many kazaa users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



yes i know it sucks.

5

2 to steal the lightbulb, 2 to help pay the $90k fines when they get caught, and 1 to cry because when they screwed it in they found out it's really a floursencent bulb
 

vshah

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Originally posted by: Zanix
Originally posted by: vshah
my joke: how many kazaa users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?



yes i know it sucks.

5

2 to steal the lightbulb, 2 to help pay the $90k fines when they get caught, and 1 to cry because when they screwed it in they found out it's really a floursencent bulb


and it flickers non-stop... :D

your joke?
 

vshah

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Originally posted by: Zanix
Ah my joke...


Why did ondarkness cross the road?

to call shens on a psp-massage-pixel story?






nooooo idea...hehe you gotta tell me what you had in mind for that one
 

ondarkness

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the comments placed on this forum are purely for amusement purposes.
they are not actual, or reflect the opinions of me, the member.
thanks.
 

vshah

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Originally posted by: ondarkness
the comments placed on this forum are purely for amusement purposes.
they are not actual, or reflect the opinions of me, the member.
thanks.


good. :p
 

Argo

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Originally posted by: Zanix
I'll give ya a joke, you make a punchline.

Then you make a joke. We'll write a joke book.

Inspired from here.



Edit: or the start from the other thread: What do M. Jackson and a pogo stick have in common?

Both get ridden by kids?
 

Fritzo

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Originally posted by: Zanix
I'll give ya a joke, you make a punchline.

Then you make a joke. We'll write a joke book.

Inspired from here.



Edit: or the start from the other thread: What do M. Jackson and a pogo stick have in common?

He hops up and down on both? :confused:
 

Accipiter22

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What do M. Jackson and a pogo stick have in common?


they're both suffering from teh conspiracy against the black man in this country! black power!
 

Fritzo

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Originally posted by: Zeeky Boogy Doog
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Originally posted by: Zanix
I'll give ya a joke, you make a punchline.

Then you make a joke. We'll write a joke book.

Inspired from here.



Edit: or the start from the other thread: What do M. Jackson and a pogo stick have in common?

He hops up and down on both? :confused:

i don't think your punchline makes sence... :confused:


DOH! Misread it. Should be "Kids hop and down on both."
 

cmdrmoocow

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Originally posted by: Accipiter22
What do M. Jackson and a pogo stick have in common?


they're both suffering from teh conspiracy against the black man in this country! black power!

:confused: