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***JOKE THREAD*** Sorry, mature audiences only, please

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No Lifer
Cowboy #1: What's your favorite position for sex? Me and the wife need to try something new to spice up our marriage.
Cowboy #2: Well, I like the Rodeo Position.
Cowboy #1: Rodeo Position?? What's that?
Cowboy #2: That's where you mount her from behind, reach around with both arms and take a hold of each breast, say "hmm... a little smaller than your sister's..." and see how long you can stay on before getting bucked off.
 
How many animals livwe in a womans pantyhose?






10 piggies
2 calves
1 beaver and















1 dead fish that no one can ever find
 
OMG HAHAHAHAA 😀

If I was Baff, there'd be whatever I'm drinking all over my keyboard now. Nice one Ulf!
 
Originally posted by: Beau6183
OMG HAHAHAHAA 😀

If I was Baff, there'd be whatever I'm drinking all over my keyboard now. Nice one Ulf!
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 😀 She must go through keyboards a lot.

edro13, racist jokes are not allowed at AT at all.

nik
 
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and einvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he married the one with the largest breasts.
 
Alright...so a chicken and an egg walk into this Hotel and go upstairs to their room. 15 minutes later, the chicken walks back down lighting a cigarette, takes a look over at the clerk and grins, saying "I guess that answered that question."
 
Originally posted by: Placer14
Alright...so a chicken and an egg walk into this Hotel and go upstairs to their room. 15 minutes later, the chicken walks back down lighting a cigarette, takes a look over at the clerk and grins, saying "I guess that answered that question."
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haha damnit i got in trouble for laughing out loud at work

 
Originally posted by: MaxDepth
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and einvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he married the one with the largest breasts.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

😀 😀 😀

<-- boob man
 
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