Joe the Plumber

[seemingly random]

Originally posted by: jonks
Here's a 5-Star review of Joe's book on Amazon. Took me a second to catch on.

1,204 of 1,312 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Joe ain't no average American, March 2, 2009
By Gen. JC Christian, patriot (Tremonton, UT United States) - See all my reviews

RINO spinmeisters, aided and abetted by the liberal media, have promoted Joe the Plumber as being an everyman, the archetypical "average American." This book shatters that image.

Joe the Plumber is not the "average American." He's the "average conservative," and I thank God for that.

Last year, the "average American" elected an Harvard educated constitutional law professor to the presidency. Average conservatives knew better. They rallied behind Joe the Plumber and Sarah Palin, people like ourselves; people I proudly call "mediocre Americans."

And that's why Joe is still so immensely popular. He's angry, vicious, ignorant, and intellectually incurious. He's one of us, and like us, he didn't learn about public policy and international relations at a university or from books or journals; he learned everything he needed to know by tuning into Rush, Hannity, Savage, and Ingraham.

This is a great book, one every true conservative should buy, and more importantly, read. Yes, I know that sounds like a tall order, but it's an easy read. Joe uses one and two syllable words (many of them, written forms of various grunts) almost exclusively. If I have one complaint, it's that the publisher, Pearlgate, printed it in ink rather than crayon like the original manuscript. Other than that, I think it truly is the perfect book for the average conservative.

Ha! I bet you wrote that...

The same who missed the irony probably think colbert is a rightie.

 

[jonks]

Originally posted by: seemingly random

Originally posted by: jonks
Here's a 5-Star review of Joe's book on Amazon. Took me a second to catch on.

1,204 of 1,312 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Joe ain't no average American, March 2, 2009
By Gen. JC Christian, patriot (Tremonton, UT United States) - See all my reviews

RINO spinmeisters, aided and abetted by the liberal media, have promoted Joe the Plumber as being an everyman, the archetypical "average American." This book shatters that image.

Joe the Plumber is not the "average American." He's the "average conservative," and I thank God for that.

Last year, the "average American" elected an Harvard educated constitutional law professor to the presidency. Average conservatives knew better. They rallied behind Joe the Plumber and Sarah Palin, people like ourselves; people I proudly call "mediocre Americans."

And that's why Joe is still so immensely popular. He's angry, vicious, ignorant, and intellectually incurious. He's one of us, and like us, he didn't learn about public policy and international relations at a university or from books or journals; he learned everything he needed to know by tuning into Rush, Hannity, Savage, and Ingraham.

This is a great book, one every true conservative should buy, and more importantly, read. Yes, I know that sounds like a tall order, but it's an easy read. Joe uses one and two syllable words (many of them, written forms of various grunts) almost exclusively. If I have one complaint, it's that the publisher, Pearlgate, printed it in ink rather than crayon like the original manuscript. Other than that, I think it truly is the perfect book for the average conservative.

Ha! I bet you wrote that...

The same who missed the irony probably think colbert is a rightie.

Oh, the moral dilemma a Joe-fan experiences upon reading that review. Vote it up because it gave the book 5 stars, or vote it down because the review mocks him....what to do???

 

[RKDaley]

Originally posted by: jonks
Here's a 5-Star review of Joe's book on Amazon. Took me a second to catch on.

1,204 of 1,312 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Joe ain't no average American, March 2, 2009
By Gen. JC Christian, patriot (Tremonton, UT United States) - See all my reviews

RINO spinmeisters, aided and abetted by the liberal media, have promoted Joe the Plumber as being an everyman, the archetypical "average American." This book shatters that image.

Joe the Plumber is not the "average American." He's the "average conservative," and I thank God for that.

Last year, the "average American" elected an Harvard educated constitutional law professor to the presidency. Average conservatives knew better. They rallied behind Joe the Plumber and Sarah Palin, people like ourselves; people I proudly call "mediocre Americans."

And that's why Joe is still so immensely popular. He's angry, vicious, ignorant, and intellectually incurious. He's one of us, and like us, he didn't learn about public policy and international relations at a university or from books or journals; he learned everything he needed to know by tuning into Rush, Hannity, Savage, and Ingraham.

This is a great book, one every true conservative should buy, and more importantly, read. Yes, I know that sounds like a tall order, but it's an easy read. Joe uses one and two syllable words (many of them, written forms of various grunts) almost exclusively. If I have one complaint, it's that the publisher, Pearlgate, printed it in ink rather than crayon like the original manuscript. Other than that, I think it truly is the perfect book for the average conservative.

:thumbsup::laugh:

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: jonks
Here's a 5-Star review of Joe's book on Amazon. Took me a second to catch on.

1,204 of 1,312 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Joe ain't no average American, March 2, 2009
By Gen. JC Christian, patriot (Tremonton, UT United States) - See all my reviews

RINO spinmeisters, aided and abetted by the liberal media, have promoted Joe the Plumber as being an everyman, the archetypical "average American." This book shatters that image.

Joe the Plumber is not the "average American." He's the "average conservative," and I thank God for that.

Last year, the "average American" elected an Harvard educated constitutional law professor to the presidency. Average conservatives knew better. They rallied behind Joe the Plumber and Sarah Palin, people like ourselves; people I proudly call "mediocre Americans."

And that's why Joe is still so immensely popular. He's angry, vicious, ignorant, and intellectually incurious. He's one of us, and like us, he didn't learn about public policy and international relations at a university or from books or journals; he learned everything he needed to know by tuning into Rush, Hannity, Savage, and Ingraham.

This is a great book, one every true conservative should buy, and more importantly, read. Yes, I know that sounds like a tall order, but it's an easy read. Joe uses one and two syllable words (many of them, written forms of various grunts) almost exclusively. If I have one complaint, it's that the publisher, Pearlgate, printed it in ink rather than crayon like the original manuscript. Other than that, I think it truly is the perfect book for the average conservative.

:laugh::thumbsup:

 

[jonks]

Elizabeth Hasselback, stalwart conservative and View host sensationale weighs in.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/...eck-diso_n_199152.html

Despite her ironic misuse of a noun as an adjective, her heart's in the right place 🙂

 

[Siddhartha]

"Samuel Wurzelbacher, better known as Joe the Plumber, tells TIME he's so outraged by GOP overspending, he's quitting the party "

Joe the Plumber leaving the GOP

 

[seemingly random]

Originally posted by: Siddhartha
"Samuel Wurzelbacher, better known as Joe the Plumber, tells TIME he's so outraged by GOP overspending, he's quitting the party "

Joe the Plumber leaving the GOP

He'll end up as a man without a party. Nobody else wants him. Maybe he'll start up his own party (or religion).

He better do something soon as this teat doesn't have much more milk in it.