Job titles that imply unemployment

[AndrewR]

You know what I mean -- those people who say they are "X", but are really unemployed and scraping by on selling their bodies or with help from their parents. This was spurred by the recent end of The Amazing Race because one of the guys is a "filmmaker".

Here's a few examples (obviously excluding those people that REALLY make it, which are completely in the minority):

-Actor
-Author
-Filmmaker

I could think of others, but nature calls. Add on!

 

[Czar]

Artist

 

[FoBoT]

prostitute?

 

[Demon-Xanth]

I'd say call girl, but they're more along the lines of independant contractors working underneath a temp agency who places them with clients.

 

[Epic Fail]

Professional student.

 

[TwinkleToes77]

Contractor

 

[poopaskoopa]

I don't know if it's true, but every time I hear it I assume they don't have a steady source of income.

Freelance ______(photographer, journalist, etc)

 

[kogase]

Philosopher.

 

[fitzov]

Originally posted by: kogase
Philosopher.

Only professors use that title--they're employed.

 

[Genx87]

Historian
Free Lancer

 

[dug777]

Bearded Lady

 

[robphelan]

Originally posted by: dug777
Bearded Lady

i disagree.. there are at least 2 bearded ladies working in our cafeteria.

 

[sao123]

musician
contractor
cosultant
entrepanure

 

[l Xes l]

babysitter

 

[thirdeye]

Self Employed?

 

[Forsythe]

CEO of Microsoft.

 

[toekramp]

Originally posted by: Forsythe
CEO of Microsoft.

lame++;

 

[Steve]

Fresh Air Inspector.

 

[Forsythe]

Originally posted by: toekramp

Originally posted by: Forsythe
CEO of Microsoft.

lame++;

Just about as lame as calling acting a non-working job. Or being an artist.

 

[toekramp]

Originally posted by: Forsythe

Originally posted by: toekramp

Originally posted by: Forsythe
CEO of Microsoft.

lame++;

Just about as lame as calling acting a non-working job. Or being an artist.

haha, you are a tard. being the head of one of the largest corporations in the world and throwing paint on a wall, ya i can see the equivalent.

 

[QED]

Any kind of artist (musician, poet, writer, painter, sculpter, photographer, etc.)
Any kind of performer (juggler, dancer, magician, singer, etc)
Any kind of business consultant.
An entrepreneur without any business.

 

[pinion9]

In Alaska, being a "miner" implies unemployment.

 

[Miramonti]

Fitness trainer

 

[Forsythe]

Originally posted by: toekramp

Originally posted by: Forsythe

Originally posted by: toekramp

Originally posted by: Forsythe
CEO of Microsoft.

lame++;

Just about as lame as calling acting a non-working job. Or being an artist.

haha, you are a tard. being the head of one of the largest corporations in the world and throwing paint on a wall, ya i can see the equivalent.

What i'm saying is he can decide how much work he'd put into it, the same way an artist can decide how much time to put into it.

 

[Accipiter22]

temp
daytrader