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olds

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Anyone work fast food?
Is having an IQ below 80 a condition of employment?

If I tell you I would like a #1 with a Dr Pepper, that means I want the items pictured on you menu in the box labeled #1. As for the drink that comes with it, it should be a Dr Pepper.

Don't fucking ask me if I want cheese. If I wanted cheese I would have asked for a #1 with cheese and a Dr Pepper.

STFU and don't ask if I want to "Super Size" the order. If I did, I would have asked for a Super Sized #1 with a Dr Pepper.

After I ask for a #1 with a Dr Pepper, there is no need to ask me which drink I want. I just fucking told you.

And managers, if the dude in the drive through has an accent so thick that even his mother can't understand him, have him do something else. Working the drive through and asking stupid, inane questions is probably not the best place for him. And if you are wondering why I drove off without finishing my order, have someone read the above to you.
 
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Itchrelief

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1/2 of your rant is probably directed against the employee doing what he is specifically told to do by upper management. If getting minimum-wage employees fired for not following management's orders gives you the jollies, then I don't know what to say.
 
Platypus

Platypus

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Itchrelief said:
1/2 of your rant is probably directed against the employee doing what he is specifically told to do by upper management. If getting minimum-wage employees fired for not following management's orders gives you the jollies, then I don't know what to say.
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exactly this
 
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Pardus

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xeemzor

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oldsmoboat said:
Anyone work fast food?
Is having an IQ below 80 a condition of employment?

If I tell you I would like a #1 with a Dr Pepper, that means I want the items pictured on you menu in the box labeled #1. As for the drink that comes with it, it should be a Dr Pepper.

Don't fucking ask me if I want cheese. If I wanted cheese I would have asked for a #1 with cheese and a Dr Pepper.

STFU and don't ask if I want to "Super Size" the order. If I did, I would have asked for a Super Sized #1 with a Dr Pepper.

After I ask for a #1 with a Dr Pepper, there is no need to ask me which drink I want. I just fucking told you.

And managers, if the dude in the drive through has an accent so thick that even his mother can't understand him, have him do something else. Working the drive through and asking stupid, inane questions is probably not the best place for him. And if you are wondering why I drove off without finishing my order, have someone read the above to you.
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I wish I had enough time and energy to worry about non-problem problems like this.
 
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drebo

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Well, just remember that the majority of people the idiot in the drive through sees are at least as dumb as he is, it's probably beneficial for both sides to ask these clarifying questions.
 
KeithTalent

KeithTalent

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It's a test. They are taking note of your responses so they can forward them to your insurance provider.

KT
 
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dougp

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oldsmoboat said:
Anyone work fast food?
Is having an IQ below 80 a condition of employment?

If I tell you I would like a #1 with a Dr Pepper, that means I want the items pictured on you menu in the box labeled #1. As for the drink that comes with it, it should be a Dr Pepper.

Don't fucking ask me if I want cheese. If I wanted cheese I would have asked for a #1 with cheese and a Dr Pepper.

STFU and don't ask if I want to "Super Size" the order. If I did, I would have asked for a Super Sized #1 with a Dr Pepper.

After I ask for a #1 with a Dr Pepper, there is no need to ask me which drink I want. I just fucking told you.

And managers, if the dude in the drive through has an accent so thick that even his mother can't understand him, have him do something else. Working the drive through and asking stupid, inane questions is probably not the best place for him. And if you are wondering why I drove off without finishing my order, have someone read the above to you.
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My big fast-food pet peeve is when I order a sandwich, notably at Subway, and as they round out the veggies on my sandwich I say, "That'll be all." They then proceed to ask if I want a sauce (mayo, mustard, ranch, etc.) or salt & pepper. I want to reach across the counter and smack them ...
 
TwiceOver

TwiceOver

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Dec 20, 2002
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Meh. Work some fast food in your life and you'll understand.

For every one person like you that knows what they want, there's 10 who complain because they didn't get cheese and their soda was too small.

Next time say your order properly. Menu item, variables, size, side, soda.
 
Newbian

Newbian

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dougp said:
My big fast-food pet peeve is when I order a sandwich, notably at Subway, and as they round out the veggies on my sandwich I say, "That'll be all." They then proceed to ask if I want a sauce (mayo, mustard, ranch, etc.) or salt & pepper. I want to reach across the counter and smack them ...
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Well you said that's all just for the veggies.

Also the sauce + s&p mix rocks.
 
JEDIYoda

JEDIYoda

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Jul 13, 2005
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oldsmoboat said:
Anyone work fast food?
Is having an IQ below 80 a condition of employment?

If I tell you I would like a #1 with a Dr Pepper, that means I want the items pictured on you menu in the box labeled #1. As for the drink that comes with it, it should be a Dr Pepper.

Don't fucking ask me if I want cheese. If I wanted cheese I would have asked for a #1 with cheese and a Dr Pepper.

STFU and don't ask if I want to "Super Size" the order. If I did, I would have asked for a Super Sized #1 with a Dr Pepper.

After I ask for a #1 with a Dr Pepper, there is no need to ask me which drink I want. I just fucking told you.

And managers, if the dude in the drive through has an accent so thick that even his mother can't understand him, have him do something else. Working the drive through and asking stupid, inane questions is probably not the best place for him. And if you are wondering why I drove off without finishing my order, have someone read the above to you.
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Your rant is well spurious at best....
I agree with your points....but......
Those poor kids with 80 iq`s are trained to try to sell you more and make suggestions...that part of their job requirements.....so what I usually do is I will tell them...I want a #1 with no cheese and a regular size drink. If they ask me about super sizing I tell them..I told you I want a regular size drink...
 
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sourn

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Would you like wet wipes with that. They'll clean that sand right out of your vagina.
 
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Farang

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I'm really, really sick of have-it-your-way places like Subway and Qdoba. It's a fucking interrogation where I say yes,no,yes,yes,this,that,this,that,yes just to get a sandwich. At the end of the day I don't care if it has lettuce or not, or whatever else, it's your job to be the sandwich expert. Give me a few options and let me order that and be done with it.
 
pontifex

pontifex

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Dec 5, 2000
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Farang said:
I'm really, really sick of have-it-your-way places like Subway and Qdoba. It's a fucking interrogation where I say yes,no,yes,yes,this,that,this,that,yes just to get a sandwich. At the end of the day I don't care if it has lettuce or not, or whatever else, it's your job to be the sandwich expert. Give me a few options and let me order that and be done with it.
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do what i do - tell them what you want, don;t sit there like a fucking retard waiting for the to ask so you can go yes no yes yes no yes no no no yes.
 
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