Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[dank69]

I think it was a roast, but she made a comment once about wanting a picturesque vag, something compact and pretty, like Ariana Grande. She's like, 'instead, I got nachos grande.'

A sensible chuckle was thoroughly enjoyed.

In this house we call it a busted ravioli.

 

[mikeymikec]

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I’m throwing my phone in a lake. #QuestionableNature #TheShireLooksDifferent #bookbrat

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[lxskllr]

 

[Chaotic42]

 

[Ferrari355]

 

[dank69]

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No I don't think that, lol.

 

[IronWing]

 

[KMFJD]

 

[KMFJD]

 

[IronWing]

@Red Squirrel can you vouch for the authenticity of this dish?

 

[Red Squirrel]

I don't get dirty bird that often, but that does look good. I may have to try it.

 

[kage69]

I don't get dirty bird that often, but that does look good. I may have to try it.

Yeah you shouldn't. Not when you've got better already. They're out in Ontario aren't they? Zero chance I skip them if I'm in Montreal.

 

[Chaotic42]

 

[stargazr]

 

[stargazr]

 

[Chaotic42]

 

[lxskllr]

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I'm afraid to ask. Looks like microwave "cheeseburgers" with cheez-its for cheese D^:

 

[stargazr]

I'm afraid to ask. Looks like microwave "cheeseburgers" with cheez-its for cheese D^:

Yes. Doesn't look too good

 

[Red Squirrel]

Yeah you shouldn't. Not when you've got better already. They're out in Ontario aren't they? Zero chance I skip them if I'm in Montreal.

We don't have that in my area yet but we do have a new place called Al Baik Fried Chicken which is basically KFC on steroids. I don't know what kind of spices they use but holy crap their stuff is good!

 

[sdifox]

We don't have that in my area yet but we do have a new place called Al Baik Fried Chicken which is basically KFC on steroids. I don't know what kind of spices they use but holy crap their stuff is good!

Korean fried chicken is good.

 

[Roy Batty]

Goes to show the subjectivity of humor. I LMAO at this, but two guys I shared it with found it not one bit funny. Sigh....

 

[mikeymikec]

Goes to show the subjectivity of humor. I LMAO at this, but two guys I shared it with found it not one bit funny. Sigh....

This reminds me of a tweet I once read that went along the lines of:

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<surgery is about to begin>
Surgeon: Alright, let's get started.
Female patient: re-arrange my guts, daddy! (written in highly cursive font)
Surgeon: Is this woman sedated?
Surgical team: We've given her so much sedation...
---

I forwarded it to my friends, none of whom are strangers to sexual / downright crass humour, and one of them was responding as if they totally didn't get it.

 

[kage69]

We don't have that in my area yet but we do have a new place called Al Baik Fried Chicken which is basically KFC on steroids. I don't know what kind of spices they use but holy crap their stuff is good!

Hrmm, Arabic name, and it's good. A fiver says there is sumac involved. Possibly yogurt if they marinade. Yeah I bet it rules.

When I lived in Maryland I enjoyed taking coworkers with no Middle East exposure out for Lebanese. Watching their minds get blown was always fun.

 

[sdifox]

Hrmm, Arabic name, and it's good. A fiver says there is sumac involved. Possibly yogurt if they marinade. Yeah I bet it rules.

When I lived in Maryland I enjoyed taking coworkers with no Middle East exposure out for Lebanese. Watching their minds get blown was always fun.

Baik is a Korean last name I think.

 

[Chaotic42]

"Al Baik" fried chicken.... is it fried or did you bake it?