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DAPUNISHER said:
Drunky McFuck Face got starched.

So many "experts" preach about never kicking above the waist in a real fight. I'm like - Bitch please. I'll Sparta kick their ass into traffic if it's near by.
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Well, it depends on who the real fight is with. A slow idiot with no experience, who turns his back on you? Sure, punt that prick directly into a coma.

A guy who isn't wasting energy shouting and trying to look tough, who has cauliflower ears and just put in a mouth guard? Yeah I'm keeping my feet on the ground.

I do like a good stomp kick though, in general. That idiot didn't know how to fight, he just wanted to hurt someone. Hope he learned to keep his hands to himself, next time it might not be someone who stops at a 3 piece meal.
 
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Well, it depends on who the real fight is with. A slow idiot with no experience, who turns his back on you? Sure, punt that prick directly into a coma.

A guy who isn't wasting energy shouting and trying to look tough, who has cauliflower ears and just put in a mouth guard?
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Those are called training partners. 😉 I'm 6'5" 265lbs I don't sweat getting kick caught or taken down. Is normal. Train hard so fights are easier.
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I do like a good stomp kick though, in general. That idiot didn't know how to fight, he just wanted to hurt someone. Hope he learned to keep his hands to himself, next time it might not be someone who stops at a 3 piece meal.
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Dude looks like a belligerent drunk. And where I come from that's a 2 piece and a biscuit not a 3 piece.
 
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That is quite possibly the least funny skit in the history of SNL and SNL is notoriously not funny.
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IDK, I've seen some pretty bad ones from the mid 80s when the cast AND the writers were mostly shite. This one made me chuckle, though not because it was LOL funny, but because it was awkward and cringe-worthy.
 
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It would be fun to see all kinds of people at house dancing parties in Europe or the USA, with such outfits. Non stop laughs !
Like 5000 people all at once. Multiple Agent Smith Matrix effect alike.
 
What in the actual fuck is going on here!

"This performance is Epic , the dwarf , the sex doll , Corey pretending to be Michael Jackson , The Stiletto Shoes on the Stripers the Grandpa on the dance floor , Howard like Nosferatu , the shirtless fat man on the right, the awful song , ... you need 2 see this 10 times to appreciate the madness"

 
DAPUNISHER said:
Those are called training partners. 😉 I'm 6'5" 265lbs I don't sweat getting kick caught or taken down. Is normal. Train hard so fights are easier.

Dude looks like a belligerent drunk. And where I come from that's a 2 piece and a biscuit not a 3 piece.
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Well on concrete and in the real fight you stipulated, it could be a problem. I'm all for training harder, well, less so now, but I'm also for fighting smarter.

I find it smart not to give an attacker the opportunity to toss you in a way where your skull meets the pavement. You get your dome or neck cracked and I don't think it matters how many kicks you threw at the bag that week, just sayin.:wink:



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My dude, I've been training 43yrs this September. Everything you said is correct, but it's worst case scenario shit. It's n00bs, weeboos, and "reality based martial arts" LARPers that hand wring about that stuff. If you train with pressure testing for just a year or 2 and have even moderate athleticism, the worst case scenario stuff is highly unlikely to happen to you. 1. You have ukemi to help save you if the worst thing does happen. 2. Because you have learned enough about kuzushi to know what's up, and -

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Judo and Greco-Roman are great. BITD when I was a yoot, I used nage waza successfully in real fights. I hit a choke slam osoto gari (finisher was a soccer kick to the face) 18yr old endomorphic senior vs 15yr old ectomorphic me. A Members Only leather jacket lapels grip improvised O-goshi in the parking lot of McD's in Melbourne (that was a KO) H.S. jr me vs College douche. But I derped him with punches to set it up. In a couple of fights, either supplex countered or hit the behind the knee, lift and dump them counter, to the headlock hip throw that it seemed every dude that roughhoused picked up how to do at some point. Learned that from my next older bro that was on the wrestling team.

None of those require the opponent to kick above the waist. The only thing necessary is them to not be experienced and athletic enough to stop it. Or already be loopy, because the best way to make kuzushi happen is blunt force trauma via 8 limbs.

Back to the funny - sound on or it's worthless.

 
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