Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Fritzo]

https://imgur.com/b3VGjvu

"Yes...that's it...the right spo....AGHH!! YOU MORON! LEAVE ME! I SAID LEAVE ME! VACATE MY PRESENCE!"

 

[igor_kavinski]

LOL! I got my mom's hillbilly teeth alignment with my dad's Eastern European receding hairline At least I got their height genes I guess.

Still lucky. Height matters. The other two things are easily fixable.

 

[Fritzo]

Still lucky. Height matters. The other two things are easily fixable.

I got too much height though. I'm 6'4 and have to slouch all the time to reach stuff. It also limits the cars I can drive. Finding pants really sucks.

 

[igor_kavinski]

Finding pants really sucks.

Tell me that you didn't do what tall people usually do and went with a 5 feet tall woman

 

[blackangst1]

 

[blackangst1]

 

[kage69]

Vallhunds are cool, I wouldn't mind one myself. A more athletic version of a corgi, and smart. I hear they don't house train easy though.

 

[Fritzo]

Tell me that you didn't do what tall people usually do and went with a 5 feet tall woman

No way! Absolutely not! That's absurd!







She's 5'6"

 

[lxskllr]

 

[kage69]

https://imgur.com/Fl9AxcV

 

[Pohemi]

Bulldozer drifting. Looks like an upper midwest winter event.

 

[kage69]

https://imgur.com/xJ8VwLg

 

[Pohemi]

https://imgur.com/xJ8VwLg

That rescue swimmer broke his cherry on that, he was brand spankin new. Good job, I'd say.

 

[mikeymikec]

 

[KMFJD]

 

[KMFJD]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1621323329721487360

 

[lxskllr]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1621323329721487360

I like her. I can't remember exactly what it was, but she asked for source code or something for a product, and the company was legally obligated to provide it. They gave her the run around, and said it had to be picked up in person. They probably didn't know she was Chinese, so it was a big 'fuck you' for living up to their obligations. She showed up at the company in person, looking as she looks, demanding the code. I don't remember how it turned out(she probably got the code), but the company's embarrassment was delicious :^D

 

[stargazr]

 

[Ajay]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1621323329721487360

Holy smokes - took a look at her feed. Balloons for sure. From other pics I would have guessed Japan rather than China. That country has changed so much in the past 20ish years.

 

[blackangst1]

https://imgur.com/Fl9AxcV

didnt know this kind of drifting was a thing!

 

[Captante]

 

[Artorias]

Holy smokes - took a look at her feed. Balloons for sure. From other pics I would have guessed Japan rather than China. That country has changed so much in the past 20ish years.

Somewhat informative lol.

 

[ch33zw1z]

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/10s3vzl

 

[Iron Woode]

LOL! I got my mom's hillbilly teeth alignment with my dad's Eastern European receding hairline At least I got their height genes I guess.

I got my father's Eastern European build and height and my mom's prematurely greying hair. I am 6'1" tall.

 

[igor_kavinski]

my mom's prematurely greying hair.

You are looking at it wrong. You got prematurely wiser