Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[kage69]

 

[kage69]

Right to the banana hammock

Here's your $100 fine. Enjoy the shattered testicle.

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

Right to the banana hammock

Here's your $100 fine. Enjoy the shattered testicle.

If a horse's head is facing away from you, do not approach. If you approach and they turn their head away, cease approach immediately. If possible do a barrel roll.

 

[kage69]

Ideally you should always approach from their 6 o'clock. Preferably from an elevated position, with a jumping or pouncing motion, and be sure to announce your intentions with a menacing growl.

Trust me. I did 4H.

 

[KMFJD]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1551399403948281858

 

[KLin]

This is some bullshit!

 

[Captante]

 

[kage69]

"Wtf kind of birds are these? Run!"

 

[Greenman]

If a horse's head is facing away from you, do not approach. If you approach and they turn their head away, cease approach immediately. If possible do a barrel roll.

Depends on the horse. The one I had growing up way my best friend, his name was Buddy, he never once kicked me, though a different one once kicked me in the head. That'll ring your bell.

 

[KMFJD]

 

[igor_kavinski]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1551883213500448769

https://twitter.com/x/status/1551608873303302146

https://twitter.com/mcwm/status/1551603105057411072

https://twitter.com/TheFigen/status/1551657619491885058

https://twitter.com/lostinhist0ry/status/1551590819505016832

https://twitter.com/mischiefanimals/status/1551598153098354688

https://twitter.com/NoContextHumans/status/1551561066752122883

SO TRUE: https://twitter.com/hourly_shitpost/status/1551598173910704129

 

[shortylickens]

 

[shortylickens]

 

[shortylickens]

 

[shortylickens]

 

[dank69]

 

[KMFJD]

 

[KMFJD]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1551363548328169472

 

[sdifox]

I love how with ten year programming experience it's for a junior programmer job...

 

[kage69]

Depends on the horse. The one I had growing up way my best friend, his name was Buddy, he never once kicked me, though a different one once kicked me in the head. That'll ring your bell.

Fucking ow.

Now I could take a cheap shot here, say something to the effect of how that 'explains a few things.' But don't worry, I won't.

Hopefully it was a small, old horse, sans shoes. My dad's half Belgian, half Clydesdale mare once spooked at something and stomped my foot real quick, when I was 12. Didn't work out too well.

 

[blackangst1]

A whip made from a human spine

 

[dank69]

A whip made from a human spine

That looks like a lot more than 33 bones.

 

[Skel]

A whip made from a human spine

I am equal parts intrigued and disturbed with your arts and crafts.

 

[dank69]

 

[dank69]