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kage69

Lifer
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[DHT]Osiris

Lifer
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I left a blind where it was so as not to disturb something similar once. One of the biggest spiders I'd ever seen in Maine. I fear I accidentally deleted the pic I took of it, so I'm keeping this one to remind me of it. Close enough. Thanks!
Fishing spider? Saw one the size of a goddamned shoe in upstate NY once. Walked through a crowd of people watching a waterfall like it didn't give a single shit. Most were not amused.
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lxskllr

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I had one of those in the house a year or two ago. Ol' Creepy... Lived in the bathroom for awhile. I decided to leave him, but every time I went in the bathroom, I'd turn on the light, stop, and figure out where Ol' Creepy was. I could live with that arrangement. He then started making his way towards the bedroom, and I became concerned. A few days later, I found him waiting on my pillow. That was it. Time to evict Ol' Creepy! I got a can to try to trap him, and he dropped behind my bed. I slept great that night! D^: Next day, I get home from work, and he's back on my pillow(cause where else would he go?!). Got my trusty can again, and this time I caught him and deposited him outside. It was wonderful being able to go in any room I wanted, and not have to worry about where the creature was :^D
 

kage69

Lifer
Jul 17, 2003
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Fishing spider? Saw one the size of a goddamned shoe in upstate NY once. Walked through a crowd of people watching a waterfall like it didn't give a single shit. Most were not amused.
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Not sure, don't think so. We have big wolf spiders. We get some like that under our docks. Never really see them until autumn, when it comes time to pull the docks out of the water. They seem to prefer running up your arm to jumping for it. They don't bite but holy hell the feeling of something with that kind of diameter scurrying across you, def will wake your ass up.
 

Captante

Lifer
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I had one of those in the house a year or two ago. Ol' Creepy... Lived in the bathroom for awhile. I decided to leave him, but every time I went in the bathroom, I'd turn on the light, stop, and figure out where Ol' Creepy was. I could live with that arrangement. He then started making his way towards the bedroom, and I became concerned. A few days later, I found him waiting on my pillow. That was it. Time to evict Ol' Creepy! I got a can to try to trap him, and he dropped behind my bed. I slept great that night! D^: Next day, I get home from work, and he's back on my pillow(cause where else would he go?!). Got my trusty can again, and this time I caught him and deposited him outside. It was wonderful being able to go in any room I wanted, and not have to worry about where the creature was :^D


And you know the worst part? :D

Mr Creepy was there because he wanted to eat something.... and no it most certainly wasn't you!

You MAY have rid yourself of Mr Creepy BUT I'll wager his former meal-ticket(s) are still scuttling about !!!
 

lxskllr

No Lifer
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That was one of the reasons I let him be for awhile. I don't generally like screwing with animals that are just trying to make their way in the world. There wasn't any objective reason to move him, other than he was scary, but that was my problem. Figured he stays over there, I stay over here, and we'll all be happy. He violated that arrangement, so I moved him. I could deal with him in the bathroom, but I don't need a bedmate. Having that thing on my face or something is just about one of the last ways I want to wake up in the morning D^:
 
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