Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[KMFJD]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1387830788792754177

 

[kage69]

Yeah, 'strue. Gotta wear protection when dealing wif hot slags.

https://imgur.com/IAgtYHt

 

[kage69]

https://imgur.com/h6g7J4s

 

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https://imgur.com/kclAFRo

 

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[kage69]

https://imgur.com/jwdTN7X

 

[kage69]

https://imgur.com/hu85QGy

'Hold my drink please, I have to knock out this guy's teeth.'

'Yep, let me get that for ya'

 

[kage69]

 

[kage69]

https://imgur.com/fJj1BKK

 

[kage69]

https://imgur.com/QMqF54Y

Hehe that's fantastic

 

[kage69]

 

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[kage69]

https://imgur.com/bK0sfED

 

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[kage69]

Sir, I'd like to buy you a beverage

 

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[MtnMan]

I can't make up my mind if that was brilliant improv in the face of danger, or the act of a really ignorant and/or most "DGAF" person ever. One spark, one lit cigarette away from an absolute horror show there. I wonder if he got in trouble for that. Clean ups get expensive.

Reminder guys: gasoline doesn't do a friendly slow ignition like kerosene or lighter fluid; it explodes.

Suddenly being drenched head to toe in something hyper flammable, seems that shit works better than bear spray.

So?

The only downside I see is that the guy now has to wash the gas off his car before it damages that paint. The other guys, chalk that up to a lesson.

 

[kage69]

https://imgur.com/WgNREpo

Guy on left: "kom jou cont!" (clean English trans: bring it mfer!)

Guy on right: this shit ain't supposed to happen on my first day!

That's Leo Prinsloo, an ex Special Task Force member. When he got out and pointed his M4 at the hijackers they said NOPE and went home.

 

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