Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Iron Woode]

 

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[mopardude87]

 

[mopardude87]

 

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[rh71]

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/hqd7qn

 

[mopardude87]

 

[Ichinisan]

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It almost happened to me at a zoo in Thailand. The hippo was clearly trying to fling poop on me, intentionally. I have it on video.

I was crossing the area on a narrow suspended bridge. The hippo in the water saw me and went straight to the closest bank. I'm not sure how I knew what the hippo was about to do, but I somehow KNEW. I started saying "don't you do it, don't do it" even before the tail started flapping. Then the tail started and then poop started flying everywhere.

I guess it's one way they claim the territory.

 

[KMFJD]

https://imgur.com/NfZp3fO

 

[mopardude87]

 

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[Greenman]

Does not apply to me luckily, maybe to some of you older folks lol.
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And we had a hell of a lot more fun doing it.

 

[KMFJD]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1282384073424424960

 

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[Iron Woode]

 

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