Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[mopardude87]

YT money. Channel has 16m plus subs. The more bizzare his show, the more views which equals more sponsors.

i guess have fun with that then Coyote!

 

[brianmanahan]

me irl

not gonna lie, this is catchy as all get out

especially when it gets to the chorus

 

[mopardude87]

me irl

not gonna lie, this is catchy as all get out

especially when it gets to the chorus

OMG for the love of Hyperion and everything that is holy DON'T post anything like that again PLEASE! I stomached about 52 seconds of that insanity before i quit.

 

[brianmanahan]

get off my lawn

*angrily shakes fist at clouds*

FTFY

 

[kage69]

We need to cool all this hornet talk. The bees are getting worried.

https://imgur.com/54hkCrL

 

[UsandThem]

 

[shortylickens]

 

[shortylickens]

https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/ggecbj

 

[mopardude87]

I about died when i saw this

https://imgur.com/a/1HxCjGQ

 

[kage69]

This guy right here

https://imgur.com/tqfL1eL

 

[zinfamous]

Looks like you also can't tell the difference, and failed chemistry... Most hand sanitizers use ethanol (ethyl alcohol = ethanol).

I actually did well in chemistry, even though I don't like it all that much. Also, that has nothing to do with whether or not I recall that hand sanitizer is EtOH- or IPA-based. You are correct--in my brain in this post I was thinking about the homemade stuff that I use, like Ichinisan, which is using IPA from the lab.

and yes--if the IPA final concentration were in the ~80%+ range it would be pretty obvious. Anyway, I don't really use purell and things like that, out of habit, because it is a terrible behavior for regular people. In normal circumstances, It makes them more susceptible to far worse critters than what they are afraid of. (no, these are not normal circumstances. Merely relaying that long-lived behavior of avoiding that shit--as I am not a medical professional and thus the only type of person that should be using that stuff daily--sticks with me)

 

[kage69]

 

[kage69]

 

[kage69]

 

[kage69]

It's good to have friends.

 

[kage69]

 

[mopardude87]

Edit: meh i am the only one prob getting the joke anyways.

 

[Iron Woode]

 

[UsandThem]

 

[shortylickens]

I about died when i saw this

https://imgur.com/a/1HxCjGQ

I wanna see ryan reynolds in a skin tight black suit, with heels.


Fun Fact: ryan reynolds was married to scarlett johannson and I didnt learn that until recently.

 

[Iron Woode]

 

[Skel]

 

[zinfamous]

I came up with this joke, if your Christian DON'T even bother to read it as it may offend you but here goes you been warned....


Aphrodite and Hathor who owed their buddy a Satyr we will just call "Steve" with a severe case of satyriasis a favor and all three walk into a bar..........it was filled with the locals from a nearby Catholic church as it was a Sunday. The Satyr looks at Aphrodite and Hathor and says " I don't think this is a good idea" and Aphrodite stares shocked at the Satyr then says" They forced their beliefs on you for centuries and even murdering those of you who never converted then hijacked all your pagan celebrations , i say FUCK THEM!"

Don't worry, the rest of us are too literate as it is to understand wtf you just wrote.

 

[mopardude87]

Don't worry, the rest of us are too literate as it is to understand wtf you just wrote.

Why the compulsive need to mention this then? Do you have some sort of superiority complex where if someone is lesser then you in some sort of skill set you must absolutely trash them? Why not say nothing at all if the joke was not funny to you? The joke was towards pagans and i figured it was a long shot getting a laugh but i still shared.

I know my literature skills aren't ace, i won't tell you my life story but lets say there is a good reason why i am not writing novels with your outstanding approval. Welcome to the ignore bin. Take your superiority complex with you!

 

[UsandThem]