Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Paratus]

Can’t unsee it now.
Still not sure that was worse than the horror that was Side Talkin!

 

[Paratus]

this is a real effect

 

[CZroe]

Well, maybe they did notice, since they made a second model before giving up on it. No more taco-phone/side-talkin'.

 

[mikeymikec]

 

[KMFJD]

 

[KMFJD]

https://imgur.com/q4j9c77

 

[highland145]

https://imgur.com/q4j9c77

That's one way to aerate your lawn.

That dog in the background is saying, "WTF Dad?"

 

[rh71]

I don't get the above N-Gage / Goatse reference. Why is it similar?

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What the shit is he crying about? He doesn't have to clean all that up.

 

[Luna1968]

 

[Luna1968]

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

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Only thing that could elevate this pic is if the newbie was carrying two buckets of water.

 

[Luna1968]

I don't get the above N-Gage / Goatse reference. Why is it similar

the keys are the fingers holding the asshole open. google goatse pic.

 

[CZroe]

I don't get the above N-Gage / Goatse reference. Why is it similar?


What the shit is he crying about? He doesn't have to clean all that up.

Screen is a stretched anal orifice. Rows of keys on both side are fingers pulling it open, just like the old Goatse (dot cx) shock-image of a naked man actually doing that.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

 

[Ichinisan]

Screen is a stretched anal orifice. Rows of keys on both side are fingers pulling it open, just like the old Goatse (dot cx) shock-image of a naked man actually doing that.

Sealing the deal: The circle D-pad is in the place as a specific finger that had a ring on it in the Goatse image.

 

[Luna1968]

 

[purbeast0]

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By the horrible photoshop job?

 

[homebrew2ny]

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Not my proudest fap... 😳

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

 

[KMFJD]

 

[Luna1968]

 

[Luna1968]

 

[Skel]

BioWare Plans Exciting Halloween Event for Person Still Playing Anthem

EDMONTON, Canada — BioWare teased an exciting Halloween event for its Anthem player, Kenny Simons, in a press release sent out to reporters.



“We’re thrilled to announce Anthem’s seasonal event for Halloween 2019, which we’re calling Season of Skulls,” said a BioWare spokesperson. “Things are about to get a bit spooky in the nation of Bastion, and we can’t wait for our dedicated player to see what’s in store.”



While the developer was light on details, they hinted at a cataclysmic event, the sort Simons has come to relish during his solo sessions in the shared Anthem world.


“Whether Kenny is wandering through Fort Tarsis or flying through the dangerous wilds of Bastion, he’s used to having NPCs with whom he can speak and form relationships,” read a press release from BioWare. “However, during the Season of Skulls event, Kenny may be surprised to see many of his NPCs have disappeared, leaving behind silent, ghostly apparitions. Only he will be able to figure out what happened to his beloved Freelancer friends.”


Over email, Simons expressed anticipation about what BioWare was planning for the Halloween event.


“The fine developers at BioWare have created such a massive open world for me to explore, and I’m continually amazed at how they surprise me with new updates and enemies,” he said. “I can’t wait to see how the Anthem experience changes when there are less people and creatures that I can talk to.”


Upon hearing about Anthem’s Halloween event, Todd Howard expressed concern that BioWare’s seasonal update could lure Bethesda’s Fallout 76 player away.


“They’re doing what?” Howard said. “Fuck. Guys, we need a Halloween event for Ron and we need it yesterday.”


Check out the newest episode of the Hard Drive podcast where we watch and discuss every episode of 1989’s The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!

 

[mikeymikec]

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Luna1968 says "sniff my beard/mullet"

 

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