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I wonder if Sully Sullenberger, the pilot who landed the Airbus A320 jet glider in the Hudson, has the same problem he walks around the house nude and has to run for to the bedroom for clothes because the kids came or something?

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kage69 said:
Barbarians! What happened to just taking a kidney?

The times they are a changing.
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That they are. One positive thing about the story is that if you ever wake up in a bathtub of ice missing just a kidney you won't be nearly as mad anymore, "no, no, no, no, no!"
-Feels balls still there

 
Darwin333 said:
I wonder if Sully Sullenberger, the pilot who landed the Airbus A320 jet glider in the Hudson, has the same problem he walks around the house nude and has to run for to the bedroom for clothes because the kids came or something?

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Ouch.
I'm no testes expert, but that looks like "free solo El Capitan" grade fortitude right there to me.



'Is sitting on your balls a problem?'

'No, it's a problem when the guy next to me is sitting on them.'
 
kage69 said:
Ouch.
'Is sitting on your balls a problem?'

'No, it's a problem when the guy next to me is sitting on them.'
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Why would the guy next to you be sitting on your balls????

Yes It is a problem, that's why us guys have to manspread.
 
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Almost $300 for this hat and $400 for this sneaker set, must be for ATOT high rollers and ballers -

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nutxo said:
There is a documentary called NUTS on netflix or prime.....
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Yeah but he was proven to be a straight up fraud.

Thebobo said:
Damn are gonads transplantable?
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Technically they could probably do it but there are serious ethical problems, not just BS ones, that probably won't be resolved before they can make some sort of artificial gonads. Basically, the transplanted gonads still make the sperm of the person they were transplanted from so technically HE would be the father not the recipient of the transplant. Here is a quote from Johns Hopkins who has performed the most extensive penis transplant to date on a soldier who lost ALL of his junk in an IED blast.

“You’ve made that dead person a sperm donor without their knowing about it, so they could not have consented to it,” he says. “You’d cross a line: it’s not just restoring function — sexual and urinary function — you’ve granted a person the ability to reproduce, but with someone else’s gonads.”

And aside from some monks and batshit crazy people, neither of which will meet the criteria of "sanity" who voluntarily chop off their balls, you gotta rely on dead organ donors. I guess we can add a question "are you ok with someone else making children with your sperm after you die" but that would probably make a lot of otherwise would be donors nope the fuck out of the entire thing. It would be the same as asking women if her eggs could be harvested after she died so some infertile woman that she will never know, or even know how many before she dies, can have kids that are biologically hers.
 
kage69 said:
Ouch.
I'm no testes expert, but that looks like "free solo El Capitan" grade fortitude right there to me.
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He has the balls but he still has to prove to the ladies that he can actually work with them. Now he gets all the women and after taking that kind of pain all the men are scared to challenge him, mad respect bro, mad respect. Hopefully, his owner was kind enough to give him an ice pack at the end of the day 😀
 
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