Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Thebobo]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=247250342618701

 

[Paratus]

 

[Darwin333]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1858696507716615

Damn, that is one badass duck, at least I think it's a duck. He has no gag reflex that rivals our very own @highland145.

 

[Darwin333]

Jobs that exist because people are idiots.

 

[Chaotic42]

Jobs that exist because people are idiots.

When I worked at McDonald's we had a boil water notice, so we covered the drinking fountain (like you had in school) with paper and wrote "Boil order in effect, don't drink" Some dude walked up to it and tore the paper to get water. People are idiots.

 

[destrekor]

Escalator temporarily stairs, sorry for the convenience.

 

[Paladin3]

lol what?

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=499790550208154

Guessing he had a laser sight on the gun he couldn't get working, so he was troubleshooting it with a round in the chamber. Painful lesson to learn, but I'm glad he shot himself and not someone else.

 

[Darwin333]

 

[Darwin333]

Escalator temporarily stairs, sorry for the convenience.

You must have missed the part where it said: "had to be taken out and replaced".

I take that to mean that it will be much quicker than either the escalator or the elevator since it is an express ride from the 2nd floor to the 1st floor, the speed of which is determined mostly by gravity.

 

[olds]

https://i.imgur.com/bKxupei.mp4

 

[Darwin333]

 

[Darwin333]

 

[Darwin333]

 

[IronWing]

Shens, the crate is clearly upside right.

 

[Chaotic42]

Dear Terri,

Stop parking like an a**hole.

 

[Greenman]

lol what?

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=499790550208154

Why?

 

[Paratus]

lol what?

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=499790550208154

 

[destrekor]

You must have missed the part where it said: "had to be taken out and replaced".

I take that to mean that it will be much quicker than either the escalator or the elevator since it is an express ride from the 2nd floor to the 1st floor, the speed of which is determined mostly by gravity.

That could definitely be the case, however I took it more as "taken out [of service]" and the replacing was more the mechanisms. Which, if it involved the floating stairs themselves, then the shell of the escalator would probably indeed offer a treacherous descent instead of immobilized stairs.

I also took it as an opportunity to use some Mitch Hedberg, so, I rightly don't care much for the specifics of this particular escalator.

 

[KMFJD]

 

[DesiPower]

 

[Darwin333]

 

[Darwin333]

 

[Darwin333]

Me thinks that he/she underestimated the number.

 

[Darwin333]

 

[Darwin333]