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Darwin333

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Speaking of girls getting hit with large heavy things...

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The Mountain just married his 5'2" girlfriend!

He must use a ton of deodorant:D because she spends most of her life in or around his pits
 

Darwin333

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If it weren't for the elbows, I'd hit it.

And the fact that I would need a John Holmes sized johnson.

Thank god for the elbows because I like you and I fear that you'd get stuck in there along with the bones of a bunch of other suckers like you.
 

Darwin333

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And yes, it is freaking real!

Raven, a six-year-old chimpanzee, became the 22nd most successful money manager in the USA after choosing her stocks by throwing darts at a list of 133 internet companies. The chimp created her own index, dubbed MonkeyDex, and in 1999 delivered a 213 percent gain, outperforming more than 6,000 professional brokers on Wall Street.

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/most-successful-chimpanzee-on-wall-street
 

ImpulsE69

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That's because it is gambling. Educated gambling (maybe) but still gambling. Right time, Right place. No one but the insiders actually know what is coming 10 minutes down the road.
 

Darwin333

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That's because it is gambling. Educated gambling (maybe) but still gambling. Right time, Right place. No one but the insiders actually know what is coming 10 minutes down the road.

How can you say it's "educated gambling when a chimp throwing darts beat over 6,000 professionals and came in as the 22nd most successful money manager? Did they send Raven the chimp to some prestigious college before having him throw darts to pick his investments? Maybe they also trained him to be a professional dart player too so it wasn't nearly as random as it sounds?
 

ImpulsE69

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How can you say it's "educated gambling when a chimp throwing darts beat over 6,000 professionals and came in as the 22nd most successful money manager? Did they send Raven the chimp to some prestigious college before having him throw darts to pick his investments? Maybe they also trained him to be a professional dart player too so it wasn't nearly as random as it sounds?

It's not a personal belief or anything, but tell anyone who is in the market that it is gambling, and wow do they tell you how wrong you are. It was more of a preventative measure so that people wouldn't go apeshit trying to tell me I was wrong.
 

NAC4EV

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BTW, that black guy who ripped their hands off is just an asshole, makes it funnier no doubt, but he is still a complete dick.

I agree: it would have been funnier to see the two guys fall from a greater height.

What was their game plan???
 
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DesiPower

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BTW, that black guy who ripped their hands off is just an asshole, makes it funnier no doubt, but he is still a complete dick.

IDK... it seemed like they were teasing/mocking him, looking at him with that douchy look... may not be totally uncalled for. Also the whole thing could be staged
 

BarkingGhostar

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And yes, it is freaking real!

Raven, a six-year-old chimpanzee, became the 22nd most successful money manager in the USA after choosing her stocks by throwing darts at a list of 133 internet companies. The chimp created her own index, dubbed MonkeyDex, and in 1999 delivered a 213 percent gain, outperforming more than 6,000 professional brokers on Wall Street.

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/most-successful-chimpanzee-on-wall-street
And the stocks that weren't liked got feces thrown at the board.