Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[OutHouse]

Cracks me up every time.

 

[Skunk-Works]

 

[SKORPI0]

eeeeww....

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=209330296509521

 

[lxskllr]

I got 10 points. I'm cool with that. I don't miss the ones I missed.

 

[lxskllr]

dup

 

[SKORPI0]

I have no clue

Take off their helmets and they could be Putin (bike) and Trump (naked on Piano).

 

[kage69]

I'm at 3, hell yeah.

Beat that and you're probably a female who digs tats and karaoke.

 

[mikeymikec]

I'm at 3, hell yeah.

Beat that and you're probably a female who digs tats and karaoke.

It didn't say what you've given birth to, so perhaps you can still wangle a lower score?

 

[Gryz]

16.

 

[Thebobo]

Wait till the later part to see coolness

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=2090577251171837

 

[dave_the_nerd]

16.

14 here.

Introverts unite!

 

[PJFrylar]

18. Do I win?

I've never:
Broken a bone - but have buckle fractured one twice.
Skipped school - pretended to be sick yeah, but not skip
Fired a gun
Been Skydiving
Ridden in a limo
Had braces
Gotten a tatoo
Given birth - I'm a dude so...
Sung Karaoke - like I said in another post I've sung in front of audiences, but not done karaoke
Gone scuba diving
Eaten sushi - I don't like seafood
Been on a train
Gone zip lining
Gone skinny dipping
Traveled out of the country - this one will be changing soon enough
Been on TV
Been on a cruise
Gotten anything pierced.

 

[destrekor]

4 if not on purpose counts.

I don't think ones like "been in an ambulance" is meant to be something done on purpose

I'd like to get my 12 down to 6 - that'd leave me with:
Never broken a bone
Never given birth (this would be tough to achieve anyway, given the whole anatomy thing...)
Never sung karaoke
Never ate sushi
Never been in an ambulance
Never been pierced

I'd be satisfied having never "achieved" those 6 things before I die. The only "whatever" would be sushi - no interest as I despise the vast majority of fishy things lol

 

[Skel]

 

[pmv]

18! I've barely done anything, it seems. Though while I haven't ridden a horse, I have ridden a dromedary (or maybe it was a camel, I forget which is which).

 

[PJFrylar]

18! I've barely done anything, it seems. Though while I haven't ridden a horse, I have ridden a dromedary (or maybe it was a camel, I forget which is which).

Some of them were like that for me too. I've never done karaoke, but I have sung in front of an audience. It did specifically say karaoke though, so I counted it.

 

[ch33zw1z]

edit: thought it was 9, it's 7...

-Had braces
-Given birth
-sung karaoke
-gone scuba diving
-been on tv
-been on a cruise
-gotten anything pierced

 

[Chaotic42]

14. I've never:

• Been skydiving
• Ridden in a limo
• Gotten braces
• Gotten a massage
• Gotten a tattoo
• Ridden a horse
• Given birth
• Sung karaoke
• Gone Scuba diving
• Gone Zip Lining
• Gone skinny dipping
• Traveled out of the country
• Been on a cruise
• Gotten anything pierced

 

[MtnMan]

Only 7, but I have caused someone to give birth... so maybe 6

 

[TheVrolok]

Also a 3. Not bad I suppose.

 

[IronWing]

 

[Skel]

2.. though it depends on the "Been on TV" if we're counting backgrounds in the news then it's 2.. otherwise it's 3.

I haven't given birth, nor have I had braces.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Should be its own thread. But 6

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Whats with stupid shit like had braces?

Awww yeah, I'm such a bawler my teeth grew in straight

Mine:
Braces
Tattoo
Dyed my hair
Given Birth - this is another stupid one
Gone skinny dipping
Been on TV (that I know of)
Piercings.

 

[shortylickens]

I cant give birth.
This is not a fair list.


Also:
I got 9 points.

Never broke a bone, cuz I'm not careless.
I did skip school but out of anger and depression, not cuz its "cool".
Obviously shooting a gun for the sake of shooting it is fine, even for liberals.
I meant to go skydiving in the Navy but it never happened. My father was a PR and went on more jumps than most civilians will ever know.
Been in a limo. Overrated experience. Like going to a concert.
No braces. Got lucky. Only needed a retainer for 6 months. But braces arent cool or daring or brave, its just one of those things some people need and some dont.
Had one massage. Did not like. Was sore for two days afterwards. Will never do it again.
No tattoos. Only stupid boring people need them. Or jews.
I did swim in the ocean, again thanks to the Navy. Thats a worthwhile experience.
Dyed hair blonde out of boredom. Got a pro to do it. Looked nice. Unnecessary. If you are cute, you dont need hair dye. If you are ugly like me, it wont help.
Star Wars is a requirement if you like fun and adventure and can appreciate a quality story. I feel sorry for people who have yet to see it.
Have not ridden a horse, and I think its one of those things which should probably be experienced. Add that on my To-Do list.
I did sing karaoke. Was forced. Did not like. Also not a needed experience in life.
Driving tickets dont make you cool.

Rest of list you can probably figure out how I feel. I am a little asshole.