Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[IronWing]

Anti gun person's explanation....

I'm totally pro-gun but anti-bullet. Those things have to hurt like the dickens.

 

[highland145]

I'm totally pro-gun but anti-bullet. Those things have to hurt like the dickens.

It's the freedom seed.

 

[IronWing]

It's the freedom seed.

I don't really want my body parts liberated.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I'm totally pro-gun but anti-bullet. Those things have to hurt like the dickens.

Not really. Without the gun bullets hardly hurt at all. You just can't throw those suckers hard enough to do real damage.

 

[destrekor]

Anti gun person's explanation....

nonsense, that's a pew pew explanation.

[pews are common in the young military circles, usually gamers]

 

[destrekor]

Not really. Without the gun bullets hardly hurt at all. You just can't throw those suckers hard enough to do real damage.

Aye, but you can have guns without painful freedom seeds. You can make rubber freedom seeds with less magic fire dust in the metal holdy thing; you obviously have to cut back on the magic fire dust or else even that rubber freedom seed will impregnate your body. We can't have that.
You could even have a paintball-like freedom seed. Now that, that's how war should be fought. We're just the pawns after all, let us reassemble and play again! You don't toss your chess pieces after one match do you? I guess if you're rich enough, and, wait shit... the players are all stupid rich in these global pissing matches.

 

[highland145]

I don't really want my body parts liberated.

Damned communist.

 

[highland145]

Not really. Without the gun bullets hardly hurt at all. You just can't throw those suckers hard enough to do real damage.

Pshaw. They work fine on the front of my truck.

nonsense, that's a pew pew explanation.

[pews are common in the young military circles, usually gamers]

The scene:
Me, smart ass.
The wife, tolerates said smart ass and is much brighter.
The kid, fruit of my loins....I think.

I say something stupid. The wife busts my balls. The kid, "Pew, pew, shots fired."


I could have just lived alone, with the soft core pron. Shorty-esk.

 

[Sonikku]

Not really. Without the gun bullets hardly hurt at all. You just can't throw those suckers hard enough to do real damage.

Robo Recall suggests otherwise.

 

[Paratus]

 

[Jeeebus]

Not really. Without the gun bullets hardly hurt at all. You just can't throw those suckers hard enough to do real damage.

Not unless you're deputy US Marshal Raylan Givens

 

[Thebobo]

 

[Thebobo]

https://www.relix.com/articles/detail/captain_america_digs_deadheads_the_grateful_dead_meet_marvel

 

[KMFJD]

 

[IronWing]

Woke up this morning
It was drizzlin’ rain
All around my heart
Was an aching pain

Well if I’d have wings
Like Noah’s dove
Will I fly this river
To the one I love
- Fred Neil

 

[highland145]

Fish looks concerned. Must be the height.

 

[shortylickens]

 

[Ns1]

 

[dave_the_nerd]

It probably wasn't a girl.

 

[Ichinisan]

The guy kept forgetting how to jerk off? Why would he need continued instruction?

 

[Ns1]

You should probably urban dictionary that term. Or safemode off google search it.

 

[shortylickens]

 

[rh71]

Not really. Without the gun bullets hardly hurt at all. You just can't throw those suckers hard enough to do real damage.

Clearly you need to play more FPS games. No bullets? Melee with the weapon and they ded, 1 shot.

 

[Ns1]

Ontario Responds:

 

[shortylickens]

DO NOT CLICK!!!!


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