Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[mikeymikec]

Is that a lightning strike? Or an orbital laser?

Reports say its SOL.

 

[Ketchup]

Is that a lightning strike? Or an orbital laser?

Ditto. I also can't figure out all the people. Are they running to help or trying to get in on the ecperience?

 

[shortylickens]

Drunk?

Or crazy?

 

[Ichinisan]

Drunk?

Or crazy?

Almost certainly: Old

 

[Paratus]

Is that a lightning strike? Or an orbital laser?

Orbital Laser? I found the culprits:

 

[shortylickens]

 

[KMFJD]

 

[highland145]

"Little help here."

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/01/10/how-alligators-survive-in-frozen-pond-will-shock.html

 

[KMFJD]

 

[highland145]

Easy pickins for the swamp people.

 

[KMFJD]

 

[KMFJD]

 

[IronWing]

I think looking at that pic while on mushrooms would be a trip.

 

[shortylickens]

 

[Skel]

Were-cat

It's a Lykoi cat. Link


Breeders Develop A Werecat: Cat That Looks Like A Werewolf And Acts Like A Dog

 

[shortylickens]

 

[dave_the_nerd]

What about daylight savings time days?

 

[BudAshes]

What about daylight savings time days?

That's why it fucked him up, because it's so fucking stupid.

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

What about daylight savings time days?

Or astronauts?

 

[Malogeek]

You do understand that it's not meant to be accurate but a reminder of your mortality?

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

You do understand that it's not meant to be accurate but a reminder of your mortality?

There's no barriers to pedantism!

No reason reminders cannot also be accurate.

 

[Malogeek]

I'm not sure "There are only two days in your lifetime, taking into account artificial constructs of seasonal time offsets or relative positioning from the earth, that aren't 24 hours long" has the same effect.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

You do understand that it's not meant to be accurate but a reminder of your mortality?

Yeah, but it's stupid.

If I want to be reminded of my mortality, I'll watch something die.

And then I'll go do cardio, because holy shit don't want that to be me.

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

I'm not sure "There are only two days in your lifetime, taking into account artificial constructs of seasonal time offsets or relative positioning from the earth, that aren't 24 hours long" has the same effect.

How about 'If humanity's existence were a 24-hour clock, your entire life would take place within 200 milliseconds (+/- 40ms). You've probably got about half of that left.'

 

[Newbian]