Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[IronWing]

^ Yes, and it highlights why sandwiches are so awful. The good stuff to bread ratio is way too low.

 

[John Connor]

 

[John Connor]

You know, that sandwich philosophy makes me think of how government works.

 

[Pulsar]

derp derp derp derp

Yeah. Thanks for that grainy 100 megabyte gif file.

 

[ch33zw1z]

If you're man enough to beat my ass, you should be man enough to drive a stick.

maybe its not a dude driving

 

[shortylickens]

https://i.imgur.com/ruiws3H.jpg

 

[Paratus]

This was pretty good the Joker kidnaps Mark Hamill or in other words: Mark + Mark vs Mark + Mark.

 

[Thebobo]

Harrison Ford International Airport

 

[Thebobo]

The Oklahoma City Thunder's team plane struck something last night.
One player claimed it hit at 30,000'.

 

[Sonikku]

Not a bug, a...

 

[KMFJD]

Cats in 0 gravity

https://gfycat.com/FluidTepidIndianringneckparakeet

 

[shortylickens]

some dude on Imgur made a thing


https://i.imgur.com/90hQesY.gifv

 

[John Connor]

Harrison Ford International Airport

LOL Imagine if that were real.


Ground- "United 311 you're cleaned for pushback. Taxi to runway 30 via taxiway Alpha Bravo, Charlie Alpha, Xray, Yankee, Sierra, Hotel Lima, Delta Mike, Echo Foxtrout, Mike November. Take the roundabout and turn right on Gulf. Continue down Gulf until you hit the Oscar intersection. Make a left on India Bravo. Take the next roundabout and make a right on Lima."

 

[John Connor]

The Oklahoma City Thunder's team plane struck something last night.
One player claimed it hit at 30,000'.

Since it's close to Halloween can a hazard a guess and say,

 

[John Connor]

Cats in 0 gravity

https://gfycat.com/FluidTepidIndianringneckparakeet

Don't be cruel to a heart that's true...♫♪♫♪♫♪

 

[John Connor]

 

[Thebobo]

LOL Imagine if that were real.


Ground- "United 311 you're cleaned for pushback. Taxi to runway 30 via taxiway Alpha Bravo, Charlie Alpha, Xray, Yankee, Sierra, Hotel Lima, Delta Mike, Echo Foxtrout, Mike November. Take the roundabout and turn right on Gulf. Continue down Gulf until you hit the Oscar intersection. Make a left on India Bravo. Take the next roundabout and make a right on Lima."

I thought the same when I first saw it but it's actually real. It's JFK.

https://www.google.com/maps/place/J...4fb213489f11f0!8m2!3d40.6413111!4d-73.7781391

 

[Artorias]

The Oklahoma City Thunder's team plane struck something last night.
One player claimed it hit at 30,000'.

 

[KMFJD]

 

[John Connor]

I thought the same when I first saw it but it's actually real. It's JFK.

https://www.google.com/maps/place/J...4fb213489f11f0!8m2!3d40.6413111!4d-73.7781391

Interesting. I've flown to JFK many times in the Sim and just never realized its complex taxiway layout. Although, it does take a god awful amount of time to taxi to parking.

And contrary to popular belief. Most airports in the Sim are modeled after the real thing. You can edit the airport with a program that resembles CAD. I use such a program called AFX, although ADE is more popular and feature rich, but has a learning curve. You can even buy airport add-ons to bring your airports to life. I own many, and JFK is one.

 

[John Connor]

@shortylickens

Found your babe. HAHAHAHA

 

[shortylickens]

I'd deep dick that.

Assuming I had some duct tape on hand. Or ear plugs. Either one.

 

[John Connor]

HAHAHA! I'll pass, you go right ahead. My dick is sacred and deserves better. Besides, I don't do crazy woman. Well...HAHAHA once! But she was into my "crazy" fetish was Fing awesome sauce. HAHAHA!!!

 

[John Connor]

Found the new Google Recaptcha they will soon introduce. You have to click on the Corgi bread.

 

[John Connor]