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Oh come on you guys got to get more creative than that. A real live baby with a UPC barcode on it's forehead. Say to the cashier "I found this in aisle 5 but it was the last one so you might want to order more. Also clean up in aisle 5, and 6."
 
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Lifer
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Oh come on you guys got to get more creative than that. A real live baby with a UPC barcode on it's forehead. Say to the cashier "I found this in aisle 5 but it was the last one so you might want to order more. Also clean up in aisle 5, and 6."

I need two, can you check in the back or run another stores inventory?

What's the return policy on live babies?
 
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Lifer
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My kids are too old to do that now. God dammit, wish I could try that lol....but I doubt someone else would let me with their kid lol...
 

Thebobo

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I think they need some new shepherds.

I just noticed a couple things the sheepherders and their dogs and that there is sort of like an invisible line of empty sheep down the middle, odd. I bet some mathematician could figure it out.
 

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^^
Reminds me of a guy I used to work with. I showed up for work one day about 7:15. I get out of my car and he is in shackles and being led to the car I parked next to. Turns out he liked to rob banks to make some extra cash. He robbed one while he was wearing a wife beater and it showed off his custom tattoo. His Parole Officer saw the tattoo in the pictures of the robbery and knew who it was and where to find him.