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disappoint

Lifer
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rh71

rh71

No Lifer
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disappoint said:
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LOL WTF, my other hand was literally on my face just like that as I scrolled. Is this normal internet behavior? The only thing that would've made that better was if it was a gif and that went from disinterest to a smile.
 
CZroe

CZroe

Lifer
Jun 24, 2001
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rh71 said:
LOL WTF, my other hand was literally on my face just like that as I scrolled. Is this normal internet behavior? The only thing that would've made that better was if it was a gif and that went from disinterest to a smile.
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I had the opposite reaction and thought "who still regularly browses like that?" I can't remember the last time I've browsed with that posture.

I'm usually on a smartphone, tablet, laptop, in bed laying down, on the toilet (yes), in bed, eating at a restaurant, stopped in my tracks, etc. Even when I did use a desktop PC for a moment last night I kept my left hand near the keyboard the entire time (use it more than the mouse).
 
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Fritzo

Fritzo

Lifer
Jan 3, 2001
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CZroe said:
Choking is when food, liquid, or a foreign object enters or blocks your airways past both routes and causes difficulty breathing.

...and now you know.
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OOOOOOOOOOoooohhhhhhhhhhh.....it's clear now!

Now, what about the rest of that stuff?
 
Charmonium

Charmonium

Lifer
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Fritzo said:
OOOOOOOOOOoooohhhhhhhhhhh.....it's clear now!

Now, what about the rest of that stuff?
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Bisexuals are greedy bastards who aren't satisfied which is just one gender. As a result, they screw like rabbits and need frequent breaks.

Asexuals are frustrated bastards who sublimate their desire for sex with eating - and completely losing their shit from time to time.

I don't get the pansexual one. Technically they are people who aren't bound by having sex just with members of their own species. I guess that includes inanimate objects like kitchenware but I don't really get it.

The lesbian one is obvious - eating out is a euphemism for oral.
 
mikeymikec

mikeymikec

Lifer
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Fritzo said:
OOOOOOOOOOoooohhhhhhhhhhh.....it's clear now!

Now, what about the rest of that stuff?
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It's making fun of the notion (put forward by homophobes) of the "gay agenda", which usually attempts to portray gay people as like Jehovah's Witnesses but trying to get more people to turn gay.
 
Gryz

Gryz

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Charmonium said:
I don't get the pansexual one. Technically they are people who aren't bound by having sex just with members of their own species. I guess that includes inanimate objects like kitchenware but I don't really get it.
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I didn't get it the first time either.
But I guess it's about how pansexuals love pans. Thus they love kitchen ware. They love pans so much, they don't mind spending all day cooking, with the pots and pans.

I believe the english word for such humor is: corny ?
 
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