*sigh*
And my damn brain reads that and thinks "'Rigorous sex?' Wouldn't that have a checklist or something? 'Vigorous sex' is probably what they were after."
Shut up brain, enjoy the comic.
"No! I can't, because I read everything (_) | ( _)>⌐■-■ | (⌐■_■
rigorously."
<yeeeaaaahhhh!>
(Actually,
the definition of "rigorous" kind of makes it funny too.
1. Characterized by or adhering to strict standards or methods; exacting and thorough: a rigorous study of the medication; a rigorous researcher.
2.
a. Harsh, severe, or demanding: a rigorous taskmaster; a rigorous schedule.
b. Very unpleasant or inclement: a rigorous climate.
3. Adhering strictly to a belief or ideology; uncompromising or inflexible: a rigorous Catholic; a rigorous sense of correctness.
Like there's a written standard of sexual requirements that uses the word "shall" no less than 25 times per page. But hey, if it ensures that there's top-quality sex every single time...)