Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[DesiPower]

I don't know what kik is, but after going to the type-chat portion of that web page I found out that there are a plethora of women who would enjoy doing thing sexually on a web cam.

Perhaps I searched for the wrong thing?

It's the 3rd, its call trolling

 

[Sonikku]

 

[Ns1]

Sounds like a great card to plagiarize

 

[Dr. Zaus]

If you are on this forum and haven't seen StarWars yet, but care about it being mildly spoiled... what's your problem?



Point being, after here a semi-spoiler image


You were warned.

 

[shortylickens]

 

[ImpulsE69]

11 minutes long but a great Conan clip...Diana gets corrupted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Za8BtLgKv8

Saw this the other day. Hilarious.

 

[shortylickens]

 

[Dr. Zaus]

They want their brother back!

 

[Jeff7]

*sigh*
And my damn brain reads that and thinks "'Rigorous sex?' Wouldn't that have a checklist or something? 'Vigorous sex' is probably what they were after."

Shut up brain, enjoy the comic.


"No! I can't, because I read everything (•_&#8226 | ( •_&#8226>⌐■-■ | (⌐■_&#9632 rigorously."
<yeeeaaaahhhh!>




(Actually, the definition of "rigorous" kind of makes it funny too.
1. Characterized by or adhering to strict standards or methods; exacting and thorough: a rigorous study of the medication; a rigorous researcher.
2.
a. Harsh, severe, or demanding: a rigorous taskmaster; a rigorous schedule.
b. Very unpleasant or inclement: a rigorous climate.
3. Adhering strictly to a belief or ideology; uncompromising or inflexible: a rigorous Catholic; a rigorous sense of correctness.


Like there's a written standard of sexual requirements that uses the word "shall" no less than 25 times per page. But hey, if it ensures that there's top-quality sex every single time...)

 

[RampantAndroid]

*sigh*
And my damn brain reads that and thinks "'Rigorous sex?' Wouldn't that have a checklist or something? 'Vigorous sex' is probably what they were after."

Shut up brain, enjoy the comic.


"No! I can't, because I read everything (•_•) | ( •_•)>&#8976;&#9632;-&#9632; | (&#8976;&#9632;_&#9632 rigorously."
<yeeeaaaahhhh!>




(Actually, the definition of "rigorous" kind of makes it funny too.
1. Characterized by or adhering to strict standards or methods; exacting and thorough: a rigorous study of the medication; a rigorous researcher.
2.
a. Harsh, severe, or demanding: a rigorous taskmaster; a rigorous schedule.
b. Very unpleasant or inclement: a rigorous climate.
3. Adhering strictly to a belief or ideology; uncompromising or inflexible: a rigorous Catholic; a rigorous sense of correctness.


Like there's a written standard of sexual requirements that uses the word "shall" no less than 25 times per page. But hey, if it ensures that there's top-quality sex every single time...)

He said he had "plans" so maybe there's a list.

 

[shortylickens]

 

[Paratus]

Whoo hooo!

1000 pages!

50 posts per page is where it's at.

 

[BlitzPuppet]

Whoo hooo!

1000 pages!

50 posts per page is where it's at.

2000 for us cool people.

 

[Bird222]

2000 for us cool people.

I only got 1999 pages.

 

[nisryus]

It is 25 posts per page... so a little over a half way to 2000!

 

[Phoenix86]

It is 25 posts per page... so a little over a half way to 2000!

 

[nisryus]

Just contributing one more here to push it to 2000... Almost there...

 

[disappoint]

 

[shortylickens]

you guys need to chill, lose some stress.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_iJ28iXwo0

 

[disappoint]

 

[disappoint]

 

[KeithTalent]

Oh god, that was just perfect. Thanks. :thumbsup:

All I have to offer in return is this movie of a racoon who tries to wash cotton candy.

Another and funnier version - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gJBvjMxR4w

It's ok, he had a pool party later:

KT

 

[Fritzo]

I remember that happening I think it was back in the 80's or 90's.

 

[Jodell88]

 

[Paratus]

2000 for us cool people.

It is 25 posts per page... so a little over a half way to 2000!

25 per page is for noobs

100 per page is for posers