Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[dank69]

What does it say?

"Old's Basement"

 

[sotired]

I think I figured it out she on the verge of a uncontrollable diarrhea incident and she is desperately trying to hold it in. Look at how she moves her hips and is clenching her bottom area, I have been there before.

looks like she's saying 'take a selfie like this'

 

[Slew Foot]

12-14 years from now: "Gramma, why does your tummy say Boner Garage?"

FTFY

 

[KillerBee]

 

[alkemyst]

Basically proving that monkeys are smart and hate assholes who try to play dumbfuck with them. It did not take long at all for that monkey to realize what was probably going on. At least as is possible to tell with this shitty video quality.

Since you live in MN, how good was the video quality for Dawson's Creek?

 

[alkemyst]

What does it say?

It's like your basement except this one self-lubricates.

 

[disappoint]

Maybe she has a remote controlled vibrator plugged in her vayaya and he turned it on ?

Well her right arm appears to be down her pants. I'm guessing she's having a stroke.

 

[Fire&Blood]

They say a camera adds 10 lbs, tack on this shirt that adds 8 lbs of...gold

 

[BudAshes]

In Soviet Russia Monkey spanks you.

hah.

 

[Thebobo]

 

[Thebobo]

 

[Thebobo]

 

[Thebobo]

 

[Thebobo]

 

[shortylickens]

 

[xBiffx]

This cracks me up. I saw it all over Facebook. People are so ignorant.

 

[Fritzo]

How awesome is NYC that you can just see celebrities walking around like that 😀

Of course, I was a big fan of Neil way before Cosmos.

 

[Fritzo]

They say a camera adds 10 lbs, tack on this shirt that adds 8 lbs of...gold

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

 

[MarkXIX]

The secret is "right click photo, move behind (or in front of) text". Inline images with text in Word is cause to punch a baby dolphin in the snout with brass knuckles.

 

[CZroe]

This cracks me up. I saw it all over Facebook. People are so ignorant.

Are they? They are clearly joking. It's not funny enough to ignorantly share even if it was just some random nerd. It wouldn't get anywhere on Facebook no matter how ignorant the other users are because the other ignorant people have to think it's funny in order to share again.

 

[SagaLore]

Are they? They are clearly joking. It's not funny enough to ignorantly share even if it was just some random nerd. It wouldn't get anywhere on Facebook no matter how ignorant the other users are because the other ignorant people have to think it's funny in order to share again.

The irony is the part where the guy used his smartphone to take a picture and post it to social networking via wireless Internet. While on the train.

 

[MotionMan]

OK, I give up. Maybe I am over analyzing it - What's the joke?

MotionMan

 

[Gibsons]

so true it hurts.

 

[xBiffx]

OK, I give up. Maybe I am over analyzing it - What's the joke?

MotionMan

That's Neil DeGrasse Tyson, world renown astrophysicists. So he is a super nerd and proud of it.