Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Thebobo]

 

[Thebobo]

 

[Dr. Zaus]

OK, I give up. Maybe I am over analyzing it - What's the joke?

MotionMan

someone feigning ignorance that he is taking a photo of Neil Degrasse Tyson by calling him a "nerd".

 

[dank69]

someone feigning ignorance that he is taking a photo of Neil Degrasse Tyson by calling him a "nerd".

and a dumbass, don't forget dumbass!

 

[Bill Brasky]

Pretty epic trolling. FYI Hale (the twiter account) is a comedian. OK he's a twiter comedian...

https://twitter.com/dogboner

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/226095/guy-calls-neil-degrasse-tyson-a-nerd-for-using-laptop-on-the-subway-trolls-the-entire-internet/

Obligatory...

 

[xBiffx]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZx4MichXXE

Not really fun, but pure awesome.

 

[Train]

 

[Bill Brasky]

Is that real? Or a photoshoped add? I find it hard to believe adult swim would actually run that add.

 

[William Gaatjes]

HAW ! :biggrin:

 

[Fritzo]

Is that real? Or a photoshoped add? I find it hard to believe adult swim would actually run that add.

They do all sorts of stuff like that on Adult Swim. It's real.

 

[phucheneh]

First one is fail because they're obviously describing engineers.

Second one is fail because that picture is old as dirt, and has historically always said 'stone gone = ******s'.

 

[BlitzPuppet]

 

[Sonikku]

 

[norseamd]

Whale shark and it seems they are not protected.

 

[Fritzo]

Whale shark and it seems they are not protected.

They're endangered.

Whale sharks are a vulnerable species and classed as protected in China, making it illegal to either buy or sell them.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...hark-caught-by-chinese-fishermen-9644885.html

 

[norseamd]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whale_shark#Conservation_status

 

[Fritzo]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whale_shark#Conservation_status

Would you like a whale shark fillet?

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Would you like a whale shark fillet?

Cut like that, wouldn't they be steaks? Filets would be lengthwise.

 

[MongGrel]

Whale shark and it seems they are not protected.

I believe the police impounded it on the way to market from the article I saw.

He was trying to weasel out of catching it saying it was caught in the net accidentally trying to get at the fish, when they are plankton type eaters like most whales.

 

[norseamd]

I believe the police impounded it on the way to market from the article I saw.

He was trying to weasel out of catching it saying it was caught in the net accidentally trying to get at the fish, when they are plankton type eaters like most whales.

They do occasionally eat large packs of small fish. They have video from some documentaries they were filming on oceanic life.

 

[Newbian]

America... fuck yea:

http://www.channel3000.com/news/nec...loody-mary-with-entire-fried-chicken/27374258

A Wisconsin bar is now serving a Bloody Mary with all the usual garnishes: pickles, olives, celery...and an entire fried chicken on top.

 

[Hugh Jass]

Is that real? Or a photoshoped add? I find it hard to believe adult swim would actually run that add.

Then you don't know Adult Swim very well.

 

[kage69]

Would you like a whale shark fillet?

I actually thought they were no good to eat like Basking sharks, turns out that isn't the case.
I don't think you have to soak the meat in milk overnight either, as the urea levels aren't like with other species. I'm actually curious now, I've had some delicious mako and sandbar shark before maybe whale shark is on par or even better?

I guess we should be happy those Chinese are making good use of the animal, instead of the usual 'fins-only-thanks' bullshit that fuels the Chinese need to appear wealthy at the dinner table.

As harsh as that sounds, I do give them credit for placing a ban on whale sharks. Now they just have to get serious about all the other species they're wiping out for their dicks and appetites.

 

[shortylickens]

 

[lxskllr]