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shortylickens

No Lifer
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Because the world isnt crazy enough.


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Lifer
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SOB I just had to wiki parable. And I hate wiki. Why? The first couple of lines read as they were the secrete to manipulating the space time continuum and the fabric of time.

"A parable is a succinct, didactic story, in prose or verse, which illustrates one or more instructive lessons or principles.
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It differs from a fable in that fables employ animals, plants, inanimate objects, or forces of nature as characters, whereas parables have human characters
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. A parable is a type of analogy.[1]"


God damnit, couldn't they have just said a parable is a type of analogy to begin with?

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Lifer
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I had enough context to figure it out, but no, I haven't heard the term Parable for quite some time so I did some searching for clarity sake.

Here is googles explanation: "
par·a·ble
noun: parable; plural noun: parables a simple story used to illustrate a moral or spiritual lesson, as told by Jesus in the Gospels."

Which means Google is a bunch of Jesus loving freaks and Wiki is filled with a bunch of wordy hipsters.
 
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Jeff7

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Yes.....feel the pain.:twisted:




Putting them in a room full of cops with cameras would probably work.
That's when we find that he's got a policewoman fetish, and the sight of any uniform will do the trick.



"....Huh. It's been 4 hours and it simply will not go down. Call a hospital."
 
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Brian Stirling

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damn he wound up for that one too

next time stay off the road lol

Didn't really have much choice ... those guys ride so close together that swerving away from some dude standing in the road would take out a dozen cyclists resulting in broken collar bones etc. Lance once had his handle bars hook a bag someone standing too close to the road was holding and it pulled him down.

Big time cycling racing like the Tour De France can have upwards of a million people lining the roads on a single day and on the premier mountain stages they tend to choke the road down and open just enough at the last minute to let the cyclists pass -- kind of like how the esophagus expands and contracts as food passes.

I do hope the chuckle head that got smashed broke something.


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Eos

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Didn't really have much choice ... those guys ride so close together that swerving away from some dude standing in the road would take out a dozen cyclists resulting in broken collar bones etc. Lance once had his handle bars hook a bag someone standing too close to the road was holding and it pulled him down.

Big time cycling racing like the Tour De France can have upwards of a million people lining the roads on a single day and on the premier mountain stages they tend to choke the road down and open just enough at the last minute to let the cyclists pass -- kind of like how the esophagus expands and contracts as food passes.

I do hope the chuckle head that got smashed broke something.


Brian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYIH7ApCxoM#t=110
 

Hugh Jass

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I'm getting sick of navigating this tech forum. Since when do nerds speak in parables and passive aggressive tones?

Say what your observation is or move on... I keep saying it and I'll say it again. These posts add absolutely no value besides a +1 to your post count.

Now what was it that you really wanted to say or clarify as to what I'm missing?

Awww...someone's mad.
 

JamesV

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damn he wound up for that one too

next time stay off the road lol

If you notice; the guy that delivered the shoulder is a teammate of the guy behind him. He cleared the way; saw a potential threat to his teammate and took care of it.

That dude deserves props and a raise. He could easily have hurt himself by doing that.