Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Imp]

What a fine translator they used, complete with typos!

Native language of the person probably wasn't Roman alphabet based. He/she got pretty close with the v/u...

 

[rh71]

Native language of the person probably wasn't Roman alphabet based. He/she got pretty close with the v/u...

I still can't get over the damnification of the whole thing.

 

[shortylickens]

Because the world isnt crazy enough.

 

[StinkyPinky]

Because the world isnt crazy enough.

So sexually abuse a boy to prove he's a sexual abuser D:

 

[Jodell88]

 

[Dr. Zaus]

 

[Regs]

SOB I just had to wiki parable. And I hate wiki. Why? The first couple of lines read as they were the secrete to manipulating the space time continuum and the fabric of time.

"A parable is a succinct, didactic story, in prose or verse, which illustrates one or more instructive lessons or principles.

It differs from a fable in that fables employ animals, plants, inanimate objects, or forces of nature as characters, whereas parables have human characters

. A parable is a type of analogy.[1]"


God damnit, couldn't they have just said a parable is a type of analogy to begin with?

 

[CZroe]

...couldn't they of[have] just said a parable is a type of analogy to begin with?

You seriously didn't know this? Anyway, FTFY.

 

[Regs]

I had enough context to figure it out, but no, I haven't heard the term Parable for quite some time so I did some searching for clarity sake.

Here is googles explanation: "
par·a·ble
noun: parable; plural noun: parables a simple story used to illustrate a moral or spiritual lesson, as told by Jesus in the Gospels."

Which means Google is a bunch of Jesus loving freaks and Wiki is filled with a bunch of wordy hipsters.

 

[IronWing]

This makes me very angry.

 

[IronWing]

So sexually abuse a boy to prove he's a sexual abuser D:

How does one prevent a 17 yo boy from having an erection?

 

[rh71]

 

[dave_the_nerd]

How does one prevent a 17 yo boy from having an erection?

Putting them in a room full of cops with cameras would probably work.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

 

[master_shake_]

damn he wound up for that one too

next time stay off the road lol

 

[Gibsons]

This makes me want to strangle whoever made it.

okay I feel better now

 

[Jeff7]

Yes.....feel the pain.:twisted:

Putting them in a room full of cops with cameras would probably work.

That's when we find that he's got a policewoman fetish, and the sight of any uniform will do the trick.



"....Huh. It's been 4 hours and it simply will not go down. Call a hospital."

 

[shortylickens]

You know, back in the 80's when Bob Clark made Porky's, that kind of thing was a joke.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75yAH9hWrZ0


He'd be sad to find out the police actually want to do it in real life.

 

[John Connor]

hahaha!

 

[Brian Stirling]

damn he wound up for that one too

next time stay off the road lol

Didn't really have much choice ... those guys ride so close together that swerving away from some dude standing in the road would take out a dozen cyclists resulting in broken collar bones etc. Lance once had his handle bars hook a bag someone standing too close to the road was holding and it pulled him down.

Big time cycling racing like the Tour De France can have upwards of a million people lining the roads on a single day and on the premier mountain stages they tend to choke the road down and open just enough at the last minute to let the cyclists pass -- kind of like how the esophagus expands and contracts as food passes.

I do hope the chuckle head that got smashed broke something.


Brian

 

[Eos]

Didn't really have much choice ... those guys ride so close together that swerving away from some dude standing in the road would take out a dozen cyclists resulting in broken collar bones etc. Lance once had his handle bars hook a bag someone standing too close to the road was holding and it pulled him down.

Big time cycling racing like the Tour De France can have upwards of a million people lining the roads on a single day and on the premier mountain stages they tend to choke the road down and open just enough at the last minute to let the cyclists pass -- kind of like how the esophagus expands and contracts as food passes.

I do hope the chuckle head that got smashed broke something.


Brian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYIH7ApCxoM#t=110

 

[Hugh Jass]

I'm getting sick of navigating this tech forum. Since when do nerds speak in parables and passive aggressive tones?

Say what your observation is or move on... I keep saying it and I'll say it again. These posts add absolutely no value besides a +1 to your post count.

Now what was it that you really wanted to say or clarify as to what I'm missing?

Awww...someone's mad.

 

[RU482]

I see your generation is learning from the Baby Boomers, lol

 

[JamesV]

damn he wound up for that one too

next time stay off the road lol

If you notice; the guy that delivered the shoulder is a teammate of the guy behind him. He cleared the way; saw a potential threat to his teammate and took care of it.

That dude deserves props and a raise. He could easily have hurt himself by doing that.

 

[Dr. Zaus]