Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[John Connor]

http://vitaminl.tv/video/63

 

[Jodell88]

 

[skimple]

But then how would you make tea?

Wait...

How do you make popcorn?

 

[CZroe]

First escalator in Uzbekistan:

I see people do that kind of thing pretty often in here too (I watched a department store escalator 11-14 hours a day 7 days a week for almost all of the last 6 months).

 

[WelshBloke]

I see people do that kind of thing pretty often in here too (I watched a department store escalator 11-14 hours a day 7 days a week for almost all of the last 6 months).

I'm guessing that there's a dearth of quality entertainment in your area then? 😕

 

[Sho'Nuff]

An oldie and probably a repost, but still a goodie. Makes me laugh every time I see it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc

 

[CZroe]

I'm guessing that there's a dearth of quality entertainment in your area then? 😕

My coworker quit and there is a hiring freeze. You don't have camera operators in your department stores?

 

[OCNewbie]

An oldie and probably a repost, but still a goodie. Makes me laugh every time I see it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc

haha

 

[SandEagle]

news anchor had a really long day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SLD0yN0tN0

 

[Fritzo]

Wow, face of shrek.

 

[Fritzo]

😱 D:

http://metro.co.uk/2013/12/16/severed-hand-saved-after-being-attached-to-mans-ankle-4232581/

 

[Fritzo]

 

[biostud]

 

[Pheran]

 

[Puppies04]

That is like some art school CG project. Notice the bug is shaped different before the camera switches to a closer view.

Watched a program about these evil buggers, can't find a decent clip but here is a trailer with a really quick shot of the creature in question.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9JTDMF6upI

 

[SaurusX]

that looks a lot like my cousin who lives in Austin. anyone know the source for this?

The reporter is Quita Culpepper from KVUE, the ABC affiliate. Downtown somewhere, I guess.

 

[nace186]

 

[Aharami]

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zoom! enhance!

 

[ch33zw1z]

Just wait, that kill will exact his revenge.

 

[HN]

😱 D:

http://metro.co.uk/2013/12/16/severed-hand-saved-after-being-attached-to-mans-ankle-4232581/

If you're happy and you know it clap your feet

 

[Hugh Jass]

So....where does this little horror live?

My guess is Florida or Australia.. god damn equator. You don't see anything this hideous on land at the north pole.

It looks like a waterbug....but I don't know if they can fly.


That's the sort of thing that helps me through the crappy winters: Most critters like that are wusses when it comes to temperature.
(I think it snowed here every day this past week. Around 4" fell today.)

Looks like a toebiter.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toebiter

They live all over the place, usually near fresh water.

edit: hah jeff7 posted first (toebiter = giant waterbug)
I was also unaware they could fly, but not really surprised since it's an aquatic true-bug (aquatic insects usually disperse by flight; a lot of true-bugs can fly)

Also insect flight usually requires the wings to be warmed up to a certain temperature (apparently 15C/60F) (they may flap their wings to warm them up), thus adult insects usually don't fly in the winter 😛. Like most animals/plants, the number of active and/or living insects is lower during winter 😀.

temperature vs insect flight
http://www3.nd.edu/~ematlis/z.stuff/effect_temperature_insect_flight.pdf
apparently <11C (~50F) = almost no flight; except for nocturnals/moths; dependent on species

I believe it's from a movie...looks vaguely familiar but I can't quite remember what flick it's from.

 

[Fritzo]

If you're happy and you know it clap your feet

They say you can't tickle yourself...I wonder if this breaks the rule?

 

[AMDZen]

First escalator in Uzbekistan:

I don't get that at all. How can an escalator be that complicated

I think I'm in love

 

[destrekor]

I don't get that at all. How can an escalator be that complicated



I think I'm in love

Is that the chick from the crazy-eye meme?

 

[Pheran]

Is that the chick from the crazy-eye meme?

If you are talking about overly-attached girlfriend, no, that's not Laina.